Congratulations, Ted Cruz! Whether you want it or not, you now have an inspiring Rap Anthem to help you become not-President, even if you're more into country music because that'swhere the polling isthe genre that helped America most after 9/11. But don't fret: even though it's not your preferred genre, this rap song is loaded with enough rightwing argle and bargle to fill a whole tea party rally's homemade signs.
Why do these republicans think that the revolutionary war was a murical (Pataki said that in his video) or this myth of some ragtime band when the France army played a major role with thier navy and army.
Jesus H.... Jon McNaughton's 'Christian Nation' Tea Party art, leather-clad hipster Birchers, TLC's Dominionist performance art, Nazi reality shows, and now... fascist rap... can't wait to see what's next on the 'Libertarian' agenda.
Sadly, it seems the stylings of a Peggy-Noonan-drunk Pam Geller busting out her "My Sharia" version of The Knack's '79 hit is lost forever to the interwebs. Now that was a fucking classic. It seems the internet really can forget, and a part of me is a little sad about it. The rest of me heaves a great sigh of relief.
Why do these republicans think that the revolutionary war was a murical (Pataki said that in his video) or this myth of some ragtime band when the France army played a major role with thier navy and army.
I like that our country was implanted on the planet. The USA has the biggest tits.
Certainly not a republican campaign
My highschool (mercifully before I got there) once staged a musical version of macbeth.
(To the tune of the Beatles' I wanna hold your hand)
"I wanna wash my hands...."
Really, everything's against them. I guess it's true that *they* are the ones being persecuted.
The 2008 campaign should probably have gone with Supertramp:
It's raining McCain
Oh no, our campaign's at an end.
Oh no, it's raining McCain
and you know it's hard to pretend.
Oh no, it's raining McCain
Too bad we're losing again.
Oh no, it's raining McCain
Oh will our hearts ever mend?
You're far too old some people say
To read the signs and walk away.
It's only time that heals the Palin
And makes McCain come out again.
It's raining McCain
Oh no, our campaign's at an end.
Oh no, it's raining McCain
Too bad we're losing again.
C'mon you bitter fighter!
You need to get uptighter!
C'mon you bitter fighter
And get back up again
Oh get back up again
Jumpstart your heart again...
Nope - - depended only on the size of the crowbars.
It looks and sounds a bit like death.
... and did it sing to you? What was the message?
Jesus H.... Jon McNaughton's 'Christian Nation' Tea Party art, leather-clad hipster Birchers, TLC's Dominionist performance art, Nazi reality shows, and now... fascist rap... can't wait to see what's next on the 'Libertarian' agenda.
Now, now I've lost all faith in humanity. Oh, wait, I never really had it. No worries.
Okay, as an experiment, I listened to 45 seconds. There are Iggy Azalea songs that are not this bad.
They just hate them some Jimmeh.
Sadly, it seems the stylings of a Peggy-Noonan-drunk Pam Geller busting out her "My Sharia" version of The Knack's '79 hit is lost forever to the interwebs. Now that was a fucking classic. It seems the internet really can forget, and a part of me is a little sad about it. The rest of me heaves a great sigh of relief.
No, it was 45 seconds in. When I stopped it.
I still love me some Chicks.