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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Why do these republicans think that the revolutionary war was a murical (Pataki said that in his video) or this myth of some ragtime band when the France army played a major role with thier navy and army.

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DeathOfIrony's avatar

I like that our country was implanted on the planet. The USA has the biggest tits.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Certainly not a republican campaign

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

My highschool (mercifully before I got there) once staged a musical version of macbeth.

(To the tune of the Beatles' I wanna hold your hand)

"I wanna wash my hands...."

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HuddledMass's avatar

Really, everything's against them. I guess it's true that *they* are the ones being persecuted.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

The 2008 campaign should probably have gone with Supertramp:

It's raining McCain

Oh no, our campaign's at an end.

Oh no, it's raining McCain

and you know it's hard to pretend.

Oh no, it's raining McCain

Too bad we're losing again.

Oh no, it's raining McCain

Oh will our hearts ever mend?

You're far too old some people say

To read the signs and walk away.

It's only time that heals the Palin

And makes McCain come out again.

It's raining McCain

Oh no, our campaign's at an end.

Oh no, it's raining McCain

Too bad we're losing again.

C'mon you bitter fighter!

You need to get uptighter!

C'mon you bitter fighter

And get back up again

Oh get back up again

Jumpstart your heart again...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Nope - - depended only on the size of the crowbars.

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Ladybugsocks's avatar

It looks and sounds a bit like death.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... and did it sing to you? What was the message?

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kfreed's avatar

Jesus H.... Jon McNaughton's 'Christian Nation' Tea Party art, leather-clad hipster Birchers, TLC's Dominionist performance art, Nazi reality shows, and now... fascist rap... can't wait to see what's next on the 'Libertarian' agenda.

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snarkylicious's avatar

Now, now I've lost all faith in humanity. Oh, wait, I never really had it. No worries.

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bobbert's avatar

Okay, as an experiment, I listened to 45 seconds. There are Iggy Azalea songs that are not this bad.

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bobbert's avatar

They just hate them some Jimmeh.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Sadly, it seems the stylings of a Peggy-Noonan-drunk Pam Geller busting out her "My Sharia" version of The Knack's '79 hit is lost forever to the interwebs. Now that was a fucking classic. It seems the internet really can forget, and a part of me is a little sad about it. The rest of me heaves a great sigh of relief.

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bobbert's avatar

No, it was 45 seconds in. When I stopped it.

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bobbert's avatar

I still love me some Chicks.

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