Someone Threatened Nancy Pelosi, REALLY???

It should come as no surprise to you that there are some people in this country who really want to kill the shit out of Nancy Pelosi. There are probably many different reasons: some want to kill her because she is a woman in Congress, some because she passed a bill ordering AIDS to be injected into all white people (she is black), and some simply believe that she is the gay mayor of San Francisco in France. Is it even news to report on any of these threats anymore, especially ones directed at Nancy Pelosi? Well today it is, because we're still waiting for those Palin/Bachmann videos to pop up on the YouTubes, and the only other news is some revolution in one of those Eurasian Mexicos, Kriggyztan.

WASHINGTON — Law enforcement officials tell The Associated Press the FBI has arrested a northern California man for making threatening phone calls to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi over health care reform.

Charges against the alleged caller have yet to be disclosed.

Several federal officials say the man made dozens of calls to Pelosi's homes in California and Washington, as well as to her husband's business office, reciting her home address and saying if she wanted to see it again, she would not support the health care overhaul bill that was recently enacted.

One official said the man is believed to have spoken directly with Pelosi at least once.

"Whoa, I didn't think you'd actually pick up, uh, Madame Speaker! Keep on keepin' on, is all I was gonna say... yeah wow, jesus, I'm going to jail."

[ AP ]