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Yeah. Even with the Stormy Daniels interview, they've been pretty dull these past few years.

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I wonder if he screwed over the wrong people at some point and we're spending the money to protect Pruitt from them.

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Chris Chrispiecreme is bridgegate-laughing on a private beach somewhere: "Amateurs!" and "I would've made such a cool cabinet, uh member."

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Wait, they're not done digging for a bunch of e-mails?

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You might need that just to get into Disneyland, given how high ticket prices are.

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Leopold's response to a Trumphumper in that thread is the real gold.

https://twitter.com/JasonLe...

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j-pop lolicon metal

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If you were still planning to visit Australia even after discovering that the wildlife is neatly divided between toothed killers and toxic killers, this may help.

The budgerigar lives in smallish flocks.That really raucous noise you heard then becomes a bit of an issue as there are more individuals making it. And it is loud. So.... when they can, they form 'superflocks'. Literally millions of fucking budgies making that noise. There is nothing in this goddam country that was ever meant to live alongside human beings. Nothing.https://youtu.be/wyfCMrqitWI

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'I was HIDING evidence of my clients' guilt!'

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'...and conclusively proves my client's guilt'.

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Poifect!

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Your mouth to Mueller's ears.

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He ain't a cowardly lion, he's a cowardly cheetah. And cheetahs never prosper.

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Not once you read the shirt.

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I'm sorry but if the email is being reported in the news, how in the hell do they think they can hide it from the IG? Does the EPA IG and staff not watch TV news or read newsapers or websites?

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Do I have to say "it's always projection with these people"?

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