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Mahousu's avatar

And thank God for that.

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"I am a life-long Republican because I believe in promoting freedom and limiting the reach of government."

Yeaaaahhh. Is that the same vaginal-wanding, telephone-tapping, email-reading, uterus-supervising government that GOPtards are so fond of?

Needz moar cognitive dissonance.

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Good luck convincing the Xtards that Limpblagh and Beck are lying sacks of shit.

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Alaskans seem to be independent, live-and-let-live sorts - maybe the general opinion on this issue is, more or less, "why the hell should I care?"

SullivanSt's avatar

Also, Progressive Party.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

With a song in your heart and a smile on your face.

Dylan Black's avatar

Yes...yessssss <a href="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photo..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/...">http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photo...

I regret that I can only upfist you once.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Lots of log cabins in Alaska, no?

SullivanSt's avatar

You have to change all the '+'s in urls (or even literal spaces if your browser leaves them in) to '%20's, because despite the standards saying they're completely kosher, '+'s break lots of stuff.

SullivanSt's avatar

Zombie Tailgunner Joe on line 2.

Mahousu's avatar

If Kaili's going to take over the ponies, perhaps Doc Zoom can switch to, I don't know, Animal Crossing or something.

Shypixel's avatar

It is good to know that windsocks work in Alaska.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Now, a question: How do you drive insecure, defensive, shrieky bible thumpers right around the bend?

SullivanSt's avatar

I guess the memo that all that "small government" shit isn't supposed to be something Republicans <em>believe</em> just a useful excuse for taking a massive dump on the poorz got intercepted in Canada somewhere before it could reach Alaska.