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Diluting a fine bourbon is semi-barbaric. Chill it thoroughly in the freezer before pouring it on the ice, and you'll conserve almost all of that initial experience.

bobbert's avatar

Wonkette has never allowed ponies.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Since I'm both a pedant and a non-brony, I went to check if you'd got the wrong name. (Yes.) Along the way, I made the disturbing discovery that Q is involved in this pony thing. I may have to reconsider my position.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Torture? Comey don't play that.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Too late (look it up yourself...link I will not.)

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Roses are red Ray's brother is Tommy This dumb mutherfucker Made a big bomby

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Several years ago, there was a Star Trek convention in Metairie, and Cheryl wanted to go, so we went. It was, surprisingly to me, a tolerable way to spend an afternoon. DeLancie, though, was really entertaining, so your take fits with my experience.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"People Have Requested Me Considering It"

Just make those people aren't the same ones hoping you spread more feces on the GOP.

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"I just don't get those fucking ponies."

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

About fucking time. I'm usually not one to believe in moral absolutes but I think toture is wrong. Period. And I don't wnat to any of that "what if" shit. .