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Part of NYC's sekrit plan to get marriage equality passed in all the Midwest states. Last time I passed through Times Square at night there were at least 6 Naked Cowboys, and the Batmans and Elmos damn near outnumbered the tourists.

Which leads me to the other thing I'm wondering: "9:57 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. Hourly Countdown with Spider-Man. As we approach the New Year, Spider-Man [...] will appear at the Nivea Countdown Stage."

My question is: Which one? And will he get back from Cambodia in time? <a href="http://www.aljazeera.com/mr..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.aljazeera.com/mritems/images/2013/12/2...">http://www.aljazeera.com/mr...

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"We Won The War On Christmas"

Someone tell Michael Bolton.

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I hope those car ads with him singing end with 2013.

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"Nicole Ryan introduces Nivea Vignette #1 on the Nivea Kiss Stage at Turn Lane Island between 45th and 46th Streets."

Dammit this is the last time I'm taking one of those discount Caribbean cruises.

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Does mi corazon Sonia get to give Anderson his on-air beej this time (or maybe he can give her a little Nijinski, IYKWIMAITTYD) instead of Ms. D list?

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