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PubOption's avatar

Over the last few days, way more articles than usual seem to transfer to HNTP . Does the internet have a sweeps week?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>and, of course, sideboob.</i>

SIDE BUTTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

Lot_49's avatar

The headline every copy editor dreams of inventing: "Red Carpet Trend: Side-Butt Is the New Sideboob"

Or would dream of, were there still such a thing as copy editors. Pretty sure they've all been diverted to curating comments.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I got it wrong again. I thought Ashton was the sideboob.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's "soothe the savage breast", not "beast". C'mon, Trix -- what kind of sideboob blog gets <i>that</i> wrong?

fuflans's avatar

jesus christ gweneth paltrow and chris martin have split.

why are you people talking?

chascates's avatar

On the plus side she'll publish a book about it. On the news this am she was quoted as "we love each other very much but decided to live apart" or something like that. Good title for a book.

ABC said they were 'uncoupling'.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Makes you wonder what was going on while she was <i>un</i>conscious.