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Shut the fuck up Mittens.

Also, the San Diego County elevator inspector is on line 2 and the La Jolla car elevator is due for it's annual inspection.

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As a man and a feminist, I must become a lesbian. It's the only logical thing to do.

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Practice makes perfect!

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Specifying policies requires thought, it's much easier to say AOTK.

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Because when I want to know about feminism, I always turn to the staunchest defenders of the cisgendered heteronormative patriarchy.

Not even any salt for RSM's sack of rat dicks!

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These options are not exclusive.

For Ditka, perhaps the Arkansas Khokhols would strike closer to home.

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Radical lesbianization: yer doin' it wrong.

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You mean it's <i>not</i> spelled Sis Gendered?

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You mean our Kaili Joy is <i>not</i> a member of the Shegirl Man-Hating Club? Excuse me while I...um....freshen up a bit.

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every time mitt romney opens his mouth, everybody remembers why they hate their boss.

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