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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Depends on what the glove is on.

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devilette's avatar

And you would be correct.

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devilette's avatar

And the busses. My god, I couldn't breathe in NYC because of the diesel fumes.

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

If Mitt had any guts, he'd take on Zimmerman in a celebrity boxing match. Or an NRA-sponsored quick draw contest.

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Amy!'s avatar

Otherwise known as "acts of god".

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

No. Nor did he explain why a presidential candidate with off-shore accounts is not in fact betting against America with his money and thus guilty of moral treason, if not outright tax fraud.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

I heard Mormon teens wear boxing gloves to bed, for, y'know, preventing temptation.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

A friend's niece was born premature and very ill. Some of her relatives, who're part of the campaign to get a 19th century Australian nun declared a saint, prayed to said ghost nun. The little babby got better; the prayers said A MIRACLE! and wrote to the Vatican; babby's family doesn't want anything to do with this nonsense.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

From my personal observations, the secret to a NYC bagel is having a Mexican immigrant make them.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Did Romney cut Holyfield's hair?

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

My thoughts exactly! I'm letting "it mellow if it is yellow" and Kaili is making bagels! I'm writing Governor Brown!

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

No wonder California has no water left, what with wasting it testing bagels of all things.

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default's avatar

A minor adjustment on your tin foil hat will work also, too.

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default's avatar

I blame Obama.

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