Shocking news! Perpetual loser Mitt Romney, who swears he's done losing presidential elections but we're not sure we believe him because he is Mitt Romney and he loves losing and we love watching him lose, didnotwin his charity pretend boxing match against actual boxer Evander Holyfield. Holyfield graciously did not grind his bones into dust and even allowed Romney to land a punch, out of pity we guess, before Romney -- who has apparently named himself "The Glove," how original -- surrendered, maybe so he could wrap up the night and put
No. Nor did he explain why a presidential candidate with off-shore accounts is not in fact betting against America with his money and thus guilty of moral treason, if not outright tax fraud.
A friend's niece was born premature and very ill. Some of her relatives, who're part of the campaign to get a 19th century Australian nun declared a saint, prayed to said ghost nun. The little babby got better; the prayers said A MIRACLE! and wrote to the Vatican; babby's family doesn't want anything to do with this nonsense.
Depends on what the glove is on.
And you would be correct.
And the busses. My god, I couldn't breathe in NYC because of the diesel fumes.
If Mitt had any guts, he'd take on Zimmerman in a celebrity boxing match. Or an NRA-sponsored quick draw contest.
Otherwise known as "acts of god".
No. Nor did he explain why a presidential candidate with off-shore accounts is not in fact betting against America with his money and thus guilty of moral treason, if not outright tax fraud.
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
I heard Mormon teens wear boxing gloves to bed, for, y'know, preventing temptation.
A friend's niece was born premature and very ill. Some of her relatives, who're part of the campaign to get a 19th century Australian nun declared a saint, prayed to said ghost nun. The little babby got better; the prayers said A MIRACLE! and wrote to the Vatican; babby's family doesn't want anything to do with this nonsense.
From my personal observations, the secret to a NYC bagel is having a Mexican immigrant make them.
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Did Romney cut Holyfield's hair?
My thoughts exactly! I'm letting "it mellow if it is yellow" and Kaili is making bagels! I'm writing Governor Brown!
No wonder California has no water left, what with wasting it testing bagels of all things.
A minor adjustment on your tin foil hat will work also, too.
I blame Obama.