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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Depends on what the glove is on.

devilette's avatar

And you would be correct.

devilette's avatar

And the busses. My god, I couldn't breathe in NYC because of the diesel fumes.

Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

If Mitt had any guts, he'd take on Zimmerman in a celebrity boxing match. Or an NRA-sponsored quick draw contest.

Amy!'s avatar

Otherwise known as "acts of god".

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

No. Nor did he explain why a presidential candidate with off-shore accounts is not in fact betting against America with his money and thus guilty of moral treason, if not outright tax fraud.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

Doloras Funkette's avatar

I heard Mormon teens wear boxing gloves to bed, for, y'know, preventing temptation.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

A friend's niece was born premature and very ill. Some of her relatives, who're part of the campaign to get a 19th century Australian nun declared a saint, prayed to said ghost nun. The little babby got better; the prayers said A MIRACLE! and wrote to the Vatican; babby's family doesn't want anything to do with this nonsense.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

From my personal observations, the secret to a NYC bagel is having a Mexican immigrant make them.

sillyclucker's avatar

Did Romney cut Holyfield's hair?

kbbaldwin2's avatar

My thoughts exactly! I'm letting "it mellow if it is yellow" and Kaili is making bagels! I'm writing Governor Brown!

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

No wonder California has no water left, what with wasting it testing bagels of all things.

default's avatar

A minor adjustment on your tin foil hat will work also, too.