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With each passing day, America looks more and more like a failed state.But this is entertaining if you don't want to think about that. Very amusing replies.https://twitter.com/Clenche...

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Nixon's Attorney General (John Mitchell) went to prison for obstruction.

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So true. Adam Schiff called on the bastards, in eloquent and moving terms, to pay attention to what is true, factual, right and even merely legal, at the impeachment. It's matter of record how deeply that impressed them. We've all seen rain puddles a lot deeper.

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Amazing how those with the highest self regard have the lowest self understanding.

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Well then you're doing it wrong. Going through all that and still NOT getting a toaster?

The country has already be destroyed by the likes of Trump and Bill Barr, but don't worry, they are going to destroy it some more!

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Really. They wrote books. They all said "Oh Woe! It's Chaos. SOMEBODY BETTER DO SOMETHING." See ya.

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OK his new name is officially toasterboy

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Toast Starnes, anyone know a Toast Starnes...?

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Always my first response.

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i don't envy the judge. no matter how hard he may try to do what he thinks is the best thing, there will still be an appeal, and we all know what that means these days.

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My head hurts.Pretty bad lately.If I say some outta place crazy shit shit that ain't me.

I apologize in advance.Just know that I fucking love all y'all stupid fuckers.

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why is he trying to stick that up his nose?

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Yes, in another article at that website, another looney woman said...

“We have a higher level of this personal cleanliness—at least we did before we had overwhelming numbers of immigrants from other parts of the world who don’t understand Western hygiene,” Rios said. “For the most part, we still teach our kids to wash their hands and brush their teeth and use good bathroom hygiene.”Mind you, she didn't mention just who those people are...

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This doofus is Pete Hegseth, who in Feb 2019 on Fox News commented that, "Germs are not a real thing. I can't see them; therefore, they're not real," and pointed out that he doesn't wash his hands.Later, after uproar about it, he claimed he was 'joking'...

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"God is an iron" Spider Robinson

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