This is some very sad news for Virginia's Bible-humping attorney general and wannabe governor, who wants to save the commonwealth from vaginas and gays and all that icky stuff:
By decent blowjob, I mean one in which the giver does not make exaggerated, constant, and overly-dramatic reference to the fact that what he/she is doing is totally disgusting.
Yup, sorry ladies. Men have body image issues too. Y'know how it is sexist and totally wrong to say disparaging things about lady parts and how they may or may not smell? Well, take a page from your own book on this one...
He'll have no choice - he has to win the GOP primary, which in Virginny means being as much of a wingnut fundie asshole as you possibly can. So long as somebody tapes him at the fundraisers, McAuliffe is all set.
Sad thing is, I think some of them act that way in order to impress you with how great a favor they are doing you, what an immense sacrifice they are making out of love.
I thought the wing nuts had a hard-on to outlaw Sharia Law because our system is based solely on the Constitution. If "natural law" says blow-jobs are illegal, I have a hard-on to outlaw it too.
I don't want to know how you know that. NO WAIT! I changed my mind. How do you know that? And don't be stingy with the shades gray -- I want all 50.
His rent boys are very fulfilled, however.
Fine tuning: They have the rage aneurism when they realize they wasted so much of their lives on things that had no effect on their happiness.
I have plans man...I have plans.
"doing just 2 extra minutes of finger-work."
that's what she said.
Allow me to clarify.
By decent blowjob, I mean one in which the giver does not make exaggerated, constant, and overly-dramatic reference to the fact that what he/she is doing is totally disgusting.
Yup, sorry ladies. Men have body image issues too. Y'know how it is sexist and totally wrong to say disparaging things about lady parts and how they may or may not smell? Well, take a page from your own book on this one...
I'd pay good money to see his browser history.
Under 45 is an age group that holds little interest in me, too. Wait . . . what did you say again?
Mmmm .... Chicken Cuccitori!
Schwing states. (I stole that.)
He'll have no choice - he has to win the GOP primary, which in Virginny means being as much of a wingnut fundie asshole as you possibly can. So long as somebody tapes him at the fundraisers, McAuliffe is all set.
You begin to feel my pain....
Sad thing is, I think some of them act that way in order to impress you with how great a favor they are doing you, what an immense sacrifice they are making out of love.
I never did see it that way.
Means "bugger off". From "Sodom".
I thought the wing nuts had a hard-on to outlaw Sharia Law because our system is based solely on the Constitution. If "natural law" says blow-jobs are illegal, I have a hard-on to outlaw it too.
Show me on this Constitution where the mean Mr. Ken Cuccinelli touched you.
<i>&quot;the folks who fought hardest against this realize that their happiness is in no way impaired.&quot;</i>
You really don&#039;t understand those people at all.
I don&#039;t want to know how you know that. NO WAIT! I changed my mind. How do you know that? And don&#039;t be stingy with the shades gray -- I want all 50.