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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Thank God. The Iowa Caucuses, in addition to being exhausting, are just fucking boredom personified.

Jgb979's avatar

Among classic caucus hits from the most recent disaster:

“I want to change my vote for Pete I didn’t know he was gay”

Emil Muz's avatar

They have zero relevance in a modern world. They should be banished altogether.

HermitSongs's avatar

Last I checked, there’s a good deal of “rural America” in South Carolina and Nevada, only there, “rural” doesn’t automatically mean “white.”