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I am especially happy to be rid of that thing today.

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He should drown himself then the EMS can nutkick him back to half a life and he can go on medicaid and food stamps. I've got to stop reading the Breitbart comments. They are coarsening my finer self.

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Common.

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If we give everyone the right to blow away anybody who violates their rights, just think of the money we could save on courts and lawyers. That episode down in Arkansas, for instance, could have been settled simply by killing off the city council. Presto, problem solved.

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That was OK ... the fucked-up NRA-designed law that lets them get their guns back is more of a problem.

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They didn't lose ... they're just reloading.

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The "well" part and the "regulated" part.

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Peewee in this town is a 5'3" 20 year old who is permanently in the 5th grade.

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The Sox will be shot for violating the Yankees' constitutional right to win the AL East.

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i love you all. i really do. you are all briliant and wonkette makes my day nearly every day and is the place i run for clarification on all Important Issues.

however.

i find myself pining for the pre-internet world where i didn't have to spend so much time peering into the limited minds of the bigoted, ignorant, angry and ugly.

ken might be right.

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Hope away, but don't forget the nutter's alternative if other nuts aren't nutty enough: shoot up a campground full of kids.

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Wait, county co-chair...is that an elected, possibly legislative position? (Seriously, I'm not up on county govmint in the south.) Any way you slice it, though, dude ain't right. He should hope he won't be in need of police assistance, ever. Dear criminals, if you've ever wanted to burglarize his house or do some raping of him or his family, now would be an ideal time.

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What will downfist troll do now? Cognitive dissonance will make his head 'splode.

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