South Carolina Investigating Alvin Greene Under Assumption He Has Earthly Assets
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U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene (D-Universe) has come under investigation from the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division (SLED), a fake-sounding state agency, to find out how he came up with the $10,440 filing fee he needed to run for the Democratic nomination for Senate. The agency will "use a new state law that allows the agency to issue an administrative subpoena to financial institutions," so apparently they believe Alvin Greene uses financial institutions, like some sort of Confucian.
South Carolina Investigating Alvin Greene Under Assumption He Has Earthly Assets
South Carolina Investigating Alvin Greene…
South Carolina Investigating Alvin Greene Under Assumption He Has Earthly Assets
U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene (D-Universe) has come under investigation from the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division (SLED), a fake-sounding state agency, to find out how he came up with the $10,440 filing fee he needed to run for the Democratic nomination for Senate. The agency will "use a new state law that allows the agency to issue an administrative subpoena to financial institutions," so apparently they believe Alvin Greene uses financial institutions, like some sort of Confucian.