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The = sign is, like, math, so you probably don't need to worry.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"My kid sold drugs to your honor student"

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schmannity's avatar

You won't get my nutz until you pry them out of my cold dead hands.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"include “sexual acts, excretory functions, or <i>parts of the human body</i>.”

Does this mean that my line of Kar Kidneez, Limo Liverz, Pickup Pancreazz, and Motorcycle Molarz is doomed to fail?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I sincerely hope this goes all the way to the Supreme Court there is no way in hell Clarence will be silent on this.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I need a "Free Virginia Tice" bumper sticker now.

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PubOption's avatar

The cop that wrote the ticket was the police chief. Did he set his own ticket quota too high?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

All vehicles traveling in or through South Carolina shall henceforth be required to wear car-bras. And car-underpants.

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PubOption's avatar

I checked on Bonneau <a href="http://www.city-data.com/ci..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.city-data.com/city/Bonneau-South-Carol...">http://www.city-data.com/ci...

I suspect this woman was an out-of-towner driving too slowly through the main source of income, the speed trap.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

What is obscene is that if I squatted over a tortilla at home after eating Taco Bell it would be much the same.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Police Chiefs get that position by being the biggest asshole in the room.

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