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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"My kid sold drugs to your honor student"

schmannity's avatar

You won't get my nutz until you pry them out of my cold dead hands.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"include “sexual acts, excretory functions, or <i>parts of the human body</i>.”

Does this mean that my line of Kar Kidneez, Limo Liverz, Pickup Pancreazz, and Motorcycle Molarz is doomed to fail?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I sincerely hope this goes all the way to the Supreme Court there is no way in hell Clarence will be silent on this.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I need a "Free Virginia Tice" bumper sticker now.

PubOption's avatar

The cop that wrote the ticket was the police chief. Did he set his own ticket quota too high?

Spurning Beer's avatar

All vehicles traveling in or through South Carolina shall henceforth be required to wear car-bras. And car-underpants.

PubOption's avatar

I checked on Bonneau <a href="http://www.city-data.com/ci..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.city-data.com/city/Bonneau-South-Carol...">http://www.city-data.com/ci...

I suspect this woman was an out-of-towner driving too slowly through the main source of income, the speed trap.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

What is obscene is that if I squatted over a tortilla at home after eating Taco Bell it would be much the same.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Police Chiefs get that position by being the biggest asshole in the room.