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This is why us North Carolinians always made fun of South Carolina.

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Have you guys checked your state lately? You're getting as crazy as we are. Frankly, I'm sorry to see it, since you used to be a somewhat sane state. We at least got rid of Mark Sanford and replaced him with Joe Cunningham.

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ISTR that some twenty years ago they weren't that bad, but I'm told by other restaurant people that their quality has gone way down.

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Edit: $10,600 at a Golden Corral in Columbia, to $10,600 at the only Golden Corral in Columbia.Now the statement is totally correct.

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....Rome where you want to....

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When Senator Miss Lindsay comes to town to visit the sheriff, you've got to go big or go home. So that's how we end up at the Golden Corral when minor celebrites and bigwigs come to town.

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I wouldn't grab that couch if I were you. It was just found in the chocolate fountain at the Columbia Golden Corral.

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Sadly, we probably already have.

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Everybody likes to have somebody to point and laugh at, in order to hide their own shortcomings. We're no different here in NC, and we thank SC for their service.

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Golden Corral is the most vile of pseudo food.

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It is not food.

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I thought the Golden Corral must be a giant brothel where he took his friends, to spend that money. But then I thought the other guy spent so much going to Reno ONCE, well it seems it would be hard to spend so much during one trip to Reno too. Tho I've only seen it in winter, but it looks pretty skimpy.

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Who's that shocking woman you've got up there? She looks like a transformer. Well, it's her words, and the WAY she says them, rat a tat tat, that make her look that way, because she's actually normal looking.

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If you go to the G&W cafeteria on Sundays instead, you can get the Lime Congeal. Which is actually Jell-O. But please call it the Congeal.

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Me too, gasbag.

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