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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Zombies From South Carolina! The Movie!

Plot: Southern Rebel Nathan TruckNutz hears that zombies are on the loose in his beloved state and goes on the hunt to rid the town of the undead only to find fat, literate unemployable locals that just don’t care. Hilarity ensues.

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PubOption's avatar

I Walked with a Fraudulent Voter. <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0036027\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036027/">http://www.imdb.com/title/t... or <a href="http://www.imdb.com/media/r..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2847907584/tt0036027">http://www.imdb.com/media/r...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Oh come on, we all know this is irrelevant, the mere fact that it's not true never stopped a Goober from saying anything.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Don't you just love how the people fully intent on forcing voters to jump through extraordinary hoops to exercise a fundamental right whine incessantly about the barriers they encounter trying to erect barriers?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Made up Solyndra scandal is made up. Made up gun-running scandal is made up.

Nope, still not seeing any commonality.

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SullivanSt's avatar

It's a victory for everyone who'll be left able to vote after all the undesirables are excluded.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think wingnut lies are more like the virus that infects zombies. Thank goodness the Wingnut Virus isn't spread by biting!

AAH I GOT BIT BY A TEABAGGER, YOU GUYS HAVE TO SHOOT ME

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Vienna Woods's avatar

So are the Dems starting to organize now to get appropriate IDs for everyone before the mid-terms? Because obviously nothing is going to stop these ass-hats.

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Lot_49's avatar

When the AG said dead people were voting, what he rally meant was that blah people were voting. That's not appropriate in the Palmetto State.

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Lot_49's avatar

Anybody who watched <a href="http:\/\/tv.msnbc.com\/2013\/07\/09\/5-years-of-pain-changed-me-says-tearful-spitzer\/" target="_blank">Spitzer </a>this morning knows that shame is dead. Of shame, apparently.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>he can join Rep. Darrell Issa in fabricating scandals, getting on teevee, then being turned into a laughing stock when those scandals turn out to be non-existent</i>

Someone really needs to remind them that voice recording technology is an actual thing.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Next week:

"I did not say black.... I said blah people"

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