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See also, "University of South Carolina - Upstate"

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Wait. Aren't they all lesbians? Maybe I'm confused.

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iokiyar

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I'm sure that, with a little help from Jebus, they can finally lick this lesbian problem.

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On the third day, God created Pat.

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Free inquiry: lesbian recruitment :: tomato:tomato

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Would we call this ironic thinking from a couple of guys named Bright and Fair?

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Weird, most men I know would be thrilled to sponsor some lesbian recruitment efforts.

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If'n you don't like the book, grab some scissors.

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Fair may have perfected that play but history suggests he's not the original author.

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I thought all women were lesbians in college. (That's what they all told me.)

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First dibs on the ones that fail boot camp!

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I hear that jezebel can't draft any new editors this year because of NCLA recruiting violations

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“USC-Upstate has become a place of indoctrination not free inquiry.”

Indoctrination being, of course, anything I disagree with. And free inquiry really means "strictly what I say you can and cannot teach".

Just another day in Bizarro World.

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And a torch.

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And all over the internet.

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