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You drove through intentionally?

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"You're stuck in the 19th century" has just changed from a fatuous insult into an actual Supreme Court legal argument

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five out of nine didn't get parchment . . . they got stacks of $100s . . . i await the vote to see if the stacks were too short.

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"Shows what you know."- Fat Tony

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Really...

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I think they never stopped.

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A woman of color, at that. Unfortunately one who attended the Michelle Malkin School of Wingnuttery, however.

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Can't we just be married 3/5ths of the time? That way we can spend the other 2/5ths of the time having better sex than straight couples.

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Gay-hating gays too. Worker-hating workers, minority-hating minorities, I could go on.

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Sooner or later they'll get around to banning sideboob, and that will be the end of them.

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Well now that's cleared up!

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"We are just using it as a legal argument - it doesn't *mean* anything!"

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Well, it is enshrined. You can't touch that.

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Well I take out the garbage so it's not me!

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Oh, I doubt he would actually have to *buy* it, it will be presented to him all written up nice and tidy and "legal-looking", and he will just gladly accept it as a gift being offered. Then he will re-sell it.

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Don't forget that SC is also the state that gave us the guy who was arrested for fucking a horse.Twice. http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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