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Teaching "Jesus rode a dinosaur" and shootin' shit.

Stupid and armed.

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Same here. No one remembers Yakov Smirnov, but his jokes live on.

No, wait, he's got a show in Branson. Really: <a href="http://www.yakov.com" target="_blank"> <a href="http://www.yakov.com</a>" target="_blank">www.yakov.com</a></a>

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It is difficult to truly describe the horror that is Branson to those fortunate enough to have never been there.

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Truly. It makes Las Vegas seem like Off Off Broadway

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1979.

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It's a Great Day in South Caro *blam* *blam*

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It was (no joke), specifically to create two more Republican Senate seats.

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Hey, we had bowling.

Go figger.

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Great - the whole f'n country's been gerrymandered. By Republicans, natch.

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So the US will be the model? Yeah, that'll save lives.

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They needed that dinosaur, for it will prove Ken Ham right, that the dinosaurs WERE on the Ark!

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Gun nutz or possums?

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I know! My bedroom was starting to resemble Fleet Week, darling!

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They'll probably make the time by cutting out all that Nullificaton, Secession and Civil War "unpleasantness" and skipping from 1787 to 1900.

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The kids have to learn about "The War of Northern Aggression".

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