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Incoming Ham's avatar

Teaching "Jesus rode a dinosaur" and shootin' shit.

Stupid and armed.

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Lot_49's avatar

Same here. No one remembers Yakov Smirnov, but his jokes live on.

No, wait, he's got a show in Branson. Really: <a href="http://www.yakov.com" target="_blank"> <a href="http://www.yakov.com</a>" target="_blank">www.yakov.com</a></a>

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Dylan Black's avatar

It is difficult to truly describe the horror that is Branson to those fortunate enough to have never been there.

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Lot_49's avatar

Truly. It makes Las Vegas seem like Off Off Broadway

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bobbert's avatar

1979.

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bobbert's avatar

It's a Great Day in South Caro *blam* *blam*

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bobbert's avatar

It was (no joke), specifically to create two more Republican Senate seats.

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bobbert's avatar

Hey, we had bowling.

Go figger.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Great - the whole f'n country's been gerrymandered. By Republicans, natch.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So the US will be the model? Yeah, that'll save lives.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

They needed that dinosaur, for it will prove Ken Ham right, that the dinosaurs WERE on the Ark!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Gun nutz or possums?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I know! My bedroom was starting to resemble Fleet Week, darling!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

They'll probably make the time by cutting out all that Nullificaton, Secession and Civil War "unpleasantness" and skipping from 1787 to 1900.

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PubOption's avatar

The kids have to learn about "The War of Northern Aggression".

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