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Incoming Ham's avatar

Teaching "Jesus rode a dinosaur" and shootin' shit.

Stupid and armed.

Lot_49's avatar

Same here. No one remembers Yakov Smirnov, but his jokes live on.

No, wait, he's got a show in Branson. Really: <a href="http://www.yakov.com" target="_blank"> <a href="http://www.yakov.com</a>" target="_blank">www.yakov.com</a></a>

Dylan Black's avatar

It is difficult to truly describe the horror that is Branson to those fortunate enough to have never been there.

Lot_49's avatar

Truly. It makes Las Vegas seem like Off Off Broadway

bobbert's avatar

It's a Great Day in South Caro *blam* *blam*

bobbert's avatar

It was (no joke), specifically to create two more Republican Senate seats.

bobbert's avatar

Hey, we had bowling.

Go figger.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Great - the whole f'n country's been gerrymandered. By Republicans, natch.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So the US will be the model? Yeah, that'll save lives.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

They needed that dinosaur, for it will prove Ken Ham right, that the dinosaurs WERE on the Ark!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I know! My bedroom was starting to resemble Fleet Week, darling!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

They'll probably make the time by cutting out all that Nullificaton, Secession and Civil War "unpleasantness" and skipping from 1787 to 1900.

PubOption's avatar

The kids have to learn about "The War of Northern Aggression".