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Frank Underboob's avatar

You don't even need that; just reinstall the OS using the provided utility.

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jinxyjinx's avatar

I think that we can all safely assume that Scumley has shit stored somewhere in his personal Satan's Software Device that would make Caligula blush. Seriously, what is it with Republicans that has them all abnormally obsessed with what other people do in the privacy of their own bedrooms? Sounds like Herr Freud was onto something.

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Captain Kraut's avatar

Damn! That was probably not all that detailed in my kids bible...

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willi0000000's avatar

bye bye Felicia.

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willi0000000's avatar

a true silicone valley explanation.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Reasons.

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my wag's avatar

He must have callouses upon his callouses.

"Stop me please, I can't stop myself", said Rep. Bill Chumley, as he nervously played, what looked like a two-handed game of pocket pool.

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my wag's avatar

Did you use the 'way-back machine'?

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my wag's avatar

Mandatory Sunday church attendance AND tithing.

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tubuc's avatar

They should put in software to keep the South Carolina government from appearing on your computer. They are screwing more people than the whole porn industry combined.

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The Psy of Life's avatar

The problem with the average conservative voter is that they do not connect the dots unless the dots are an avalanche as in the NC HB2 bathroom supervision bill. The porn resistant computer is just another version of dry counties and blue laws. It doesn't matter if the laws are easily circumvented, ineffective, inconvenient, or forces everyone to jump throw another hoop to indulge his or her particular vice. It matters that they have good Christian laws on the books. It matters that everyone is trying hide their indulgences, feeling extra-guilty in the certainty that they are the only one, and being discouraged from comparing notes about whatever it is.

It also matters that meddling heathen liberals are trying to force them to change from their god fearing Christian ways.

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Longstreet63's avatar

Silly people. Hell, for this to work, the definition of "Computer" would take twenty pages of definitions. Are tablets computers? How about phones? How about your ON-star? Streaming devices? and what constitutes porn, exactly? Who's going to write the software and how are they getting paid for it? Who's tracking the removal fees, and who gets the money? What's the penalty for illegally removing the software/app blocker, if there is one...This thing would be the size of the ACA.

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Lily412's avatar

Did anyone check to see if ol' Chum owns stock in Penthouse? Maybe he's just trying to boost the paper smut industry.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Ha ha, you said, "tit"!

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Of course. Not everyone is cut out to be so completely awful in so very many ways.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It's unsettling, that there's a clear divide growing between the states that are progressive and successful, and the ones that are longing for the halcyon days of the 19th century. Maybe having the country break apart because of Drumpf and the GOP isn't the WORST possible outcome. At the very least it would limit the amount of damage they could do, if the country they wound up running were backwards and poor.

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