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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yeah, sometimes I go all Ralph Wiggum.

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The Quirk's avatar

You people don't understand; legalizing homicides of people we don't like will reduce ILLEGAL homicides, thus clearing our clogged court-system.

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The Quirk's avatar

I regret I have but one click to give that.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wow. I hadn't thought of that. That's irony at a level way above my pay grade.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Womankind, too.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I call it an attack on the sanctity of miscarriage.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is this that creeping Sharia law I've been hearing about? *English fail*

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...damn, beat me to it!!!

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fuflans's avatar

where's al swearengen when you need him?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hate to go Godwin, but history does have a lesson. As the Nazi's rose to power, judges and prosecutors protected the Brown Shirts from criminal liability. Kill a Communist or a Jew? Slap on the wrist. Punch a Nazi? Death penalty. Disparate justice reinforced a desired political outcome.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just wait for the follow up bill that will outlaw masturbation. "Spill your jism? Go to prison!"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Here's a fun little thought experiment. A father/brother/boyfriend/husband/all of the above (it's SD, natch) tries to kill the abortion doctor. However, the abortion doctor is packing heat (it's SD, natch) AND kills the father/etc first. Is it self defense?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is this that creeping Sharia law I've hearing about?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I thought Rethuglicans were AGAINST Sharia law?!

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chascates's avatar

Kill a doctor, save a zygote!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The new bill will define Justifiable Homo-cide.

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