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Lesley Houghton's avatar

Look! Shiny objects! The baby will go down for a nap now.

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AKLynne's avatar

I wonder how the South Korean people feel about this blatant ass kissing Trump is getting. I, for one, am revolted, and I'm not even a citizen of their country. I hope they express their rage loud and clear. Seems like a new president might be in order...theirs and ours.

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AKLynne's avatar

I guess I should have carefully read the menu first. I have thoroughly chastised myself for my error./

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Marycat2021's avatar

Bummer, they forgot the french fries.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

A little song,

A little dance,

A little seltzer down your pants.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Whatever king commissioned that crown must have foreseen Trump's total lack of taste. I won't apologize for calling it tawdry at best, totally tacky at most.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Go-jo, God-Silla.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. That menu is hilarious! NYC has amazing Korean vegan food. One of these days I have to take dear husband Meccalopolis for a meal at Hangawi in Little Korea, but I'll have to tell him to make sure to put on clean socks, because one takes off one's shoes and puts on slippers before being seated. They have a sister restaurant that's not as expensive, but I haven't yet eaten there.

I'm surprised That Thing in the Offal Office didn't suggest trading ties. He's crass enough.

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Paytheline's avatar

Grand Order of Mugunghwa sounds like the first runner-up name for Oingo Boingo.

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Tessie's avatar

Or possibly Hubba Bubba.

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AuntTeeFa's avatar

a little heavy on the ketchup and flattery?

May he sit on the Silla and rotate

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beb's avatar

Congratulations to South Korea for a Masterclass in boot licking. Trump's boots have never been shinier.

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Stephen St John's avatar

"Also, there’s this note, which (we checked) was in the wiki well before Trump’s visit: “It is also given to foreign heads of state, not necessarily because of what they have done for Korea, but for what they may do for Korea in the future.”

They're no dummies!

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

"They're no dummies!"

But PAB is.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

There it is again. Sir with the face and posture of Nipper, the RCA Dog listening to His Master's Voice: "I hear Gold!!!"

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Next time we're going out for Korean food, I'm ordering the Sincerity Platter.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

So he shit gold all the way home.

Probably had the unfortunate staffer who has to change his diaper separate out the gold flakes so he can sell them.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

FFS -- it's called "panning". The staff that does it are "panners". It's in the "pan"!

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

I should have known his hazardous-waste-level biological matter would be watery enough to pan the gold.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Gold, yes. Plus proteins for the new SNAP program!

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Anotherangle01's avatar

Ya know, if only the proto Trump's has rented out their land in northwestern Germania to the Romans for a military base and nice villa for the Roman commander, then we could have avoided the whole Battle of the Teutoburg Forest thing. ;-)

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The Shitty News's avatar

You are what you eat. Poisoning the minds of many, go organic or else. Peace

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