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Mickey Donovan's avatar

And the Cat o' nine tails.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

You'll never convince me he does anything after careful consideration. His whole M.O. is based on pulling "ideas" straight from his ass, as far as I can tell.

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revenant's avatar

it's a bucket of crabs alright- but if you read deeply into the history of the Third Reich you find that the Nazis all hated each other, too. Haters will hate...Hitler tried to keep the inter-party squabbles at a low boil, so nobody could assemble enough support or personal power to mount a putsch and replace him

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MyLovelyNose's avatar

The Pander Express.

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BadKitty904's avatar

We've commented on Muezza, the Prophet's favorite cat, in past posts, in fact...

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Was she being snarky or for reals? Because...it does appear to be the less-educated portion of the Evangelical vote that's joining the Teabaggers and going for Trump.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If he isn't given enough respect, he goes Third Party.

Embrace him or lose the primary, baggers. That's your choice.

Embrace him and lose the general election. I don't give a fuck either way.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Well, only a few, but more than most preachers ever pay.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I don't think Wonkette (speaking only as a non-commenter, as if comments were remotely tolerated) is sticking up for the Evangelicals. Just noting the cognitive dissonance for entertainment value.

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Betsy Primrose's avatar

Those can be fun...I've heard

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pstokk's avatar

Not to mention the Catechism.

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Betsy Primrose's avatar

Cramming that one right up my stolen joke receptacle for later use

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duckshoe's avatar

Isn't that rice pudding?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

The Religious Right has begun to feel excluded from the political process. Good.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Memorizing the Bible gets you a special place. In Christian grade schools. I have a bunch of random misquotes and the Internet for correcting them to make me sound smarter than Trump. And it's Second Corinthians you dip.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

To quote a former Prez.

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