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Mickey Donovan's avatar

And the Cat o' nine tails.

Whale Chowder's avatar

You'll never convince me he does anything after careful consideration. His whole M.O. is based on pulling "ideas" straight from his ass, as far as I can tell.

revenant's avatar

it's a bucket of crabs alright- but if you read deeply into the history of the Third Reich you find that the Nazis all hated each other, too. Haters will hate...Hitler tried to keep the inter-party squabbles at a low boil, so nobody could assemble enough support or personal power to mount a putsch and replace him

BadKitty904's avatar

We've commented on Muezza, the Prophet's favorite cat, in past posts, in fact...

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Was she being snarky or for reals? Because...it does appear to be the less-educated portion of the Evangelical vote that's joining the Teabaggers and going for Trump.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If he isn't given enough respect, he goes Third Party.

Embrace him or lose the primary, baggers. That's your choice.

Embrace him and lose the general election. I don't give a fuck either way.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Well, only a few, but more than most preachers ever pay.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I don't think Wonkette (speaking only as a non-commenter, as if comments were remotely tolerated) is sticking up for the Evangelicals. Just noting the cognitive dissonance for entertainment value.

Betsy Primrose's avatar

Those can be fun...I've heard

pstokk's avatar

Not to mention the Catechism.

Betsy Primrose's avatar

Cramming that one right up my stolen joke receptacle for later use

duckshoe's avatar

Isn't that rice pudding?

eddi_TBH's avatar

The Religious Right has begun to feel excluded from the political process. Good.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Memorizing the Bible gets you a special place. In Christian grade schools. I have a bunch of random misquotes and the Internet for correcting them to make me sound smarter than Trump. And it's Second Corinthians you dip.

eddi_TBH's avatar

To quote a former Prez.