“We should leave no room for our daughters or granddaughters to have confusion on where the SBC stands.”Yeah. They get it. They’re not valued nor believed when the patriarchy rapes and molests them so buh bye!
Have to wonder, what's the benefit of a church being associated with the Southern Baptist Convention? Will they no longer be invited to official lynchings? Forced to purchase their own hymnals? Lose their membership at Pews-r-Us?
It all boils down to money. Ecclesiastical membership provides funding for things like insurance, retirement packages, church upkeep (Pews-r-Us) and staff income. Saddleback is a megachurch and will probably be fine, but Fern Brook is probably screwed.
Gee, look at all the fun shit I miss out on by not going to church.
“If doctrinal disagreements between Baptists are considered sin, we all get kicked out.”
Well, yes. That’s how cults work.
Did they expel any of the churches that had pastors found guilty of molestation? No? Good. At least they have their priorities in order
“We should leave no room for our daughters or granddaughters to have confusion on where the SBC stands.”Yeah. They get it. They’re not valued nor believed when the patriarchy rapes and molests them so buh bye!
“If you can’t molest children, what’s the point of even having a church?”
Weird how the pro slavery splinter group became the larger denomination.
You mean the one attended by less enlightened angrier busybody controlling people who need a cause to exist? That is weird.
The SBC affirms that they are indeed a club for dicks.
Have to wonder, what's the benefit of a church being associated with the Southern Baptist Convention? Will they no longer be invited to official lynchings? Forced to purchase their own hymnals? Lose their membership at Pews-r-Us?
"leaning over the pulpit and accidentally brushing against the Holy Bible with her dirtypillows"
Sounds like the basis of a new fetish porn site.
Besides keeping the roads clean, what have the Romans done for us?
The wine?
Rule 34: “138 at last count “
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It all boils down to money. Ecclesiastical membership provides funding for things like insurance, retirement packages, church upkeep (Pews-r-Us) and staff income. Saddleback is a megachurch and will probably be fine, but Fern Brook is probably screwed.
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