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SullivanSt's avatar

It's a sad day when our education has so failed folk that they can't tell the difference between capital letters and capital offenses.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>Can someone point us to where any founding documents give us the fundamental right to drive?</i>

It's Amendment 2.2: <b>Well regulated transportation, being necessary to the prosperity of a free state, the right of the people to keep and operate motorized vehicles shall not be infringed.</b>

And it's absolute, because the second comma reinforces the first comma which is 'operative' because of the second comma...

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>Ceaușescu's law.</i>

Romanian driver explaining to western journalist why no Romanian driver felt obligated to obey any traffic laws.

bobbert's avatar

That's what makes it a conspiracy.

Oh, sorry ......

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

The stupid is strong with this one.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Not really. It just feels like death.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>"legal documents like driver’s licenses and birth certificates should not use all capital letters. In all capital letters means a dead man,"</em>

e. e. cummings, was there ever anyone more alive than you?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Monarch of England hand in glove with pope? Would have to go back quite a ways for that to seem likely.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

reagan. REAGAN. Reagan.

I can't tell. Is he alive or dead?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Can someone point us to where any founding documents give us the fundamental right to drive?"</i>

Duh, the Second Amendment. It means whatever RWNJs want it to mean. "Well-regulated militia"? That is archaic so doesn't count. "Keep and bear arms"? That means no Sharia law.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Some idiots on a Facebook group I'm a part of here in Canada occasionally post that conspiracy theory crap about government as corporations. They usually go on to say that the Queen and the Pope are running the whole show.

schmannity's avatar

I long for the old days when Otis the Town Drunk had the good sense to lock himself up.

Joshua Norton's avatar

George Carlin used to say "Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of the people are dumber than that".

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>According to Sanders, the U.S. became a corporation in 1871 with the act of Congress that established Washington, D.C. </i>

I can't even...