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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Chances of her passing the bar exam are pretty much on a par with those of Libertard U Law grads. (LULz, for short.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Scalia is a great inspiration to the ignorant - they can predict how he'll rule on most any case, without knowing shit about the law. Why this does not bother Nino in the least, is a mystery to me.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Just one question: if you don't need a license plate, why go to the trouble of hand-crafting your own? Are you slapping it on your car for the aesthetics?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Millions of peaches, peaches for free.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Good lord. What a bunch of non-sequitors strung together:

In 1994 the Grateful Dead documentary Tie Dyed was aired nationally in movie theatres and Xylie had a notable speaking part.

Xylie began glassblowing in 1995.

Xylie returned to Los Angeles in late 1995 and formed her 1st band Chakra. Notable appearances include Performing live on Poor Mans Anti Radio Show and opening for Third World.

Chakra disbanded in 1999 and Xylie took in her twin brother and sister for almost 3 years.

In 2001 Xylie went on tour with Eek-A-Mouse as a babysitter.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

An armed society is a polite society and all that.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

A koala bear.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Irony? Dichotomy? Opitomy?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Well, three squares a day, a roof over their heads and a platform to bitch from probably beats working for a living.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Walla walla wlla wash and a la Kalamazoo!

if I remember the song correctly.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If you are making your own license plates at least they should something snazzy like IBSTUPD or DKHD.

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bobbert's avatar

Gandhi?

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bobbert's avatar

I actually like 4 Non Blondes, so I will follow your advice.

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bobbert's avatar

Xylie? Time for some updated gear?

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