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Mrs.TamahJadaClark's avatar

I have: law. And I'm PHENOMENALLY good at it.

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Yes, I am. I never went to court for what you think was a "jailbreak". Those charges were thrown out, baby.

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The truth, Grandma. I was telling the truth.

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What about the "I'm Richer Than A B*tch and Freer Than A Bird" stage? It's been going on for quite some time now--and I must admit that I'm enjoying it--but was just wondering if you had any commentary on that?

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Yea. lol.

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Exactly. it was Notice; not a Motion. I see you may know a LITTLE something...I won't be slammed for sh*t. Lol.

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He's already read it. F*ck him.

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It's true though

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Umm...I actually like that. Can I republish it on my website? http://tamahjadaclark.com/

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Mrs.TamahJadaClark's avatar

That's french, b*tch

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Spurning Beer's avatar

F*cking activist judges.

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Ooh, ooh! Now do me!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Hollywood is going to be interested in you, though. VERY interested.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Well, cupcake, if you're enjoying making outlandish and demonstrably silly claims and you're not harming anyone, then that's fine. It's a free country.

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Jared James's avatar

I believe you neglected to append the term "lol" to your pleading, which elides a telling legal criticism on her part in a particularly injurious way.

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