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Mrs.TamahJadaClark's avatar

I have: law. And I'm PHENOMENALLY good at it.

Mrs.TamahJadaClark's avatar

Yes, I am. I never went to court for what you think was a "jailbreak". Those charges were thrown out, baby.

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The truth, Grandma. I was telling the truth.

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What about the "I'm Richer Than A B*tch and Freer Than A Bird" stage? It's been going on for quite some time now--and I must admit that I'm enjoying it--but was just wondering if you had any commentary on that?

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Exactly. it was Notice; not a Motion. I see you may know a LITTLE something...I won't be slammed for sh*t. Lol.

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He's already read it. F*ck him.

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Umm...I actually like that. Can I republish it on my website? http://tamahjadaclark.com/

Spurning Beer's avatar

F*cking activist judges.

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Hollywood is going to be interested in you, though. VERY interested.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Well, cupcake, if you're enjoying making outlandish and demonstrably silly claims and you're not harming anyone, then that's fine. It's a free country.

Jared James's avatar

I believe you neglected to append the term "lol" to your pleading, which elides a telling legal criticism on her part in a particularly injurious way.