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eppe's avatar

Have any cats been harmed due to any one of many Elon Musk flights of fanc?

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elledanselajavanaise's avatar

there is no way to know, so it's safe to assume yes. yet another proof musk is an asshole.

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ZorPern's avatar

Putting it out there again in case someone saw OneYieldRegular do a post mentioning vacation or something. It's been 7 days since painting of the day was posted.

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SethTriggs's avatar

I mean it's not the first time SpaceX has caused collateral damage. Only a matter of time till Apartheid Clyde's corporate culture kills someone due to SpaceX.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I was at a science fiction convention this weekend. On Saturday night, I attended a bourbon-tasting room party. There was a young man there, 25, best described as angry.

He said, "When Elon Musk goes to Mars, I want to win the lottery to fire the RPG at the launching spaceship."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Andrew. It was absolutely gorgeous in the Catskills this weekend, and before we left the woods behind, we saw a big bald eagle in a tree branch. I was excited, because this is the first one I've seen east of the Mississippi River.

Almost on topic, when we got back to Manhattan, we saw our first Cybertruck in the wild. It's even more ridiculous in person than onscreen, and I peeked to see what flavor of douchebro was driving. It was a douchesis, not a douchebro, but there was a douchebro in the passenger seat.

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eppe's avatar

Yourself and megaloppolis just fancy free and enjoying life in the Catskills make me be both jealous and happy fo r the both of ya.

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agony's avatar

I started reading this, saw the early reference to Ukraine, and thought "Lots of Ukrainians for him to hit in Saskatchewan..." only to see that yep, the farmer's name is Sawchuk. You can't make this shit up.

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UnionThuggery's avatar

Wonderful Ukrainian community in Saskatchewan. This thought occurred to me as well.

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Darth Trad's avatar

You NthHemispherers have been dropping space debris on us since 1979. We didn't even get a 'sorry'. But..... ooooooohhhhh..... Canada? Getting a bit too close all of a sudden? Better start putting tactical armour on top of your cars then.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

During the whole Skylab thing, a friend of my sister's painted a target on the hood of her junker car with the words, "Skylab land here". But that was only because there was a reward for recovering that space junk. BTW, when the parking lot that is now the space junk belt above the Earth finally starts dropping more shit on us, we'll know to blame Elon.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I just flashed on the opening of Wall-E. Pixar got it wrong. We're not going to be destroyed by evil corporations bent on pulling every penny from our pockets. We're going to be destroyed by a stupid asshole with too much money.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

"Why not both?"

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Richard S's avatar

OK, let's see....

1 in 100 billion odds of being hit by space debris, 8 billion people of the planet.....

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Darth Trad's avatar

Once in a lifetime opportunity. To do the American thing, sue:

𝗔𝗻𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝗱𝗴𝗲𝘀, 𝟯𝟰, 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗻𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗹𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝘆𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗮, 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗮, 𝗼𝗻 𝗡𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟯𝟬, 𝟭𝟵𝟱𝟰, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗮 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗲-𝗽𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗲𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵. 𝗜𝘁 𝗹𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗮 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗯𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗽𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗲𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗺𝗮𝗷𝗼𝗿 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗮𝗱𝘆, 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/only-person-ever-hit-meteorite-real-trouble-began-later-180961238/

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

They mentioned the Peekskill meteorite hitting a car and made some joke about the repair bill. But in fact that teenager who had bought the 10 year old Chevy Malibu car from her granny (complete with a little rust and needing a paint job)) sold that unrepaired car and the 27 lb rock for $69,000 ... a really good price back in 1994. The car has a web page.

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beebo jr's avatar

thanks for posting this! in the article, it attempts to link to a picture of the bruise which was in life magazine. instead, it links to google books which has the entire life magazine from 12/13/54. and what a grand time waster it is! love this kind of stuff cuz I was born in May of 54. imagine! ad for a carton of cigarettes as a Christmas gift. eta: finally see the bruise. that mother is huge!

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Revenant's avatar

Ituna? Has Confuse-A-Cat Ltd. been sighted in or near Saskatchewan recently? Is this some murky reference to iDeath, which place figured prominently in Richard Brautigan's "In Watermelon Sugar?

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Upfist for the Brautigan reference. Have never done LSD, but reading Brautigan, I could see it might be helpful. :)

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Mildly curious.

But why did Musk rename Twitter "Ten"?

And then, what's with SpaceTen?

And the new Tesla Model Ten?

And what about Trump -- he's a Twelve out of Ten?

Again, I'm only mildly curious.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

He's an unimaginative idiot who thinks he is edgy.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Mildly curious.

But why did Musk rename Twitter "Ten"?

And then, what's with SpaceTen?

And the new Tesla Model Ten?

And what about Trump -- he's a Twelve out of Ten?

Again, I'm only mildly curious.

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eliz_'s avatar

If a piece of space junk hit my land, I would be suing the fuck out of people/companies responsible (things like the Challenger disaster excepted, probably? - though that was a human error as well).

If your stuff is designed to burn upon reentry and does NOT, then that is a design flaw for which you should be held accountable. I have to imagine that in the event of property damage, this is not "an act of God" and that my homeowner's insurance would go after whomever was responsible.

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AIB's avatar

Yeah, but then some day you’ll be in an emergency in space and ground control will tell you there’s a *chance* your lander won’t burn up in the earth’s atmosphere and when you make it down you’ll be so grateful.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Sounds like a decent PTSD lawsuit. Being afraid in your own home about space junk killing you while you sleep. Demand at least enough for a space junk proof concrete shelter over your house and garage, and a M1 Abrams tank to drive around in.

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Gout Machine's avatar

Not for nothing, but Barry Sawchuck is an excellent name. And he's a Sawchuck from Saskatchewan! THIS RULES. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

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Darth Trad's avatar

How many saws could a Sawchuck chuck, if a Sawchuck could chuck saws?

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Gout Machine's avatar

I think the answer is Regina.

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Andrew Fleming's avatar

Terry Sawchuk would approve of the goal to help build a rink

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beb's avatar

By law it belongs to SpaceX and they will retrieve it.

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Richard S's avatar

Depends if it counts as flotsam or jetsam.

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beb's avatar

No, according to The Outer Space Treaty its never considered abandoned or lost but remains the property of the launching nation (The US). The US would delegate clean-up and payment of any damages to SpaceX. Because SpaceX operates under the authority of NASA SpaceX can't play the same kinds of games the Tesla and Xitter does.

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Howard the Human's avatar

They'll probably sue the farmer

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Darth Trad's avatar

Elon could buy Monsanto and make it a two-fer.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

I was sick of hearing about Hunter Biden's giant schlong, and now we have to hear about Elon Musk's junk? Send the photo to MTG.

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