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Spanky Cumsack Resigns From California State Assembly

Jim Newell
Sep 9, 2009
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Another victim felled by the Internets, it seems: Republican California legislator Mike "Sticky Carpets" Duvall has resigned freaking already, for being disgusting. The statement on his website: "I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction for my colleagues in the Assembly, who are working hard on the very serious problems facing our state. I have come to the conclusion that it would not be fair to my family, my constituents or to my friends on both sides of the aisle to remain in office. Therefore, I have decided to resign my office, effective immediately, so that the Assembly can get back to work." And I can get back to fuckin'! Oh man, what a bummer. We hadn't nearly exhausted the nickname possibilities for Mike "Jizz Raptor" Duvall yet. [ Duvall for Assembly ]

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