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Fuck 'em? You gotta pay 'em first!

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The fossil fuel industry is already subsidized to a ridiculous extent, but yeah just GIVE the fuckers more money, why not?https://media.giphy.com/med...

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At least for American capitalism. The rest of the world actually plans much further ahead than us.

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Actually, shouldn't Lake Erie be covered in ice now instead of free flowing water??? Oh, that's right, scientists must now conclude that our Great and Wonderful Leader has the best science mind ever and will protect us with those precious orange hands forever.

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Sunshine is free and mining it means catching it, not fucking Mother Earth with more drill bits like she's a common conservative vagina haver.

I'll have a barrel full of sunshine P & TY.

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It's an invisible hand. What's to watch?

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Solar, wind, geothermal, tidal. All work.

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Look. The truth is that the Sun and the kinetic energy of planet Earth provide more anergy than we need. We just don't have the political will to harness it. Fuck the oil companies! Fuck oil jobs! If fossil fuel industries are damaged, it's good in the long-term.

When people in non-polluting industries lose their jobs, nobody even shrugs. But when mining, forestry and oil jobs start disappearing, everybody had better freak out, subsidize, and save the industry. It's bullshit! But keep giving money to oil companies. People will only put up with it for so long.

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And neoliberalism.

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You make a good point.

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Watch out for flying cancer!

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Also, I hear Hillary had an email server in her home. These things just can't be unrelated. Benghazi!

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Who are we kidding. Putin always wins.

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Thank-you for reminding me.

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Pictures of Lord St Jon-Smith VII Dike of Bitt-Sniff skateboarding, please.

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