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SDGeoff3's avatar

But you got me thinking... Think of all the things I could cook at once if I used the top, too...Oh I think it's time for drinkies.

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Daniel's avatar

A trough. The best trough.

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Shananigan's avatar

Bacon.

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SDGeoff3's avatar

You really are feeling better! Hooray!!!!

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Mike Steele's avatar

In our old neighborhood, we used to say "who needs Jerry Springer? Just open the front door and look across the street for an hour!"

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sorbs's avatar

JFC. When will Scarah Huckstery Slanders just STFU and go away? She almost makes me miss Spicey.

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Duke's avatar

Spicey was clearly rattled by the lies he had to repeat. Sarah is generally more cool about it. Just saying her lines. And making a poot-lips face.

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LadyLaz's avatar

Nice!

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rtpoeman's avatar

Probably when El Presidente is impeached.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

I think it's pretty rude not to send invitations first. I mean, there's usually a degree of planning and stalking involved. It's not as the assailant couldn't send out a tweet out a FaceBook wall message, amirite?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I pushed the little red button. I giggled uncontrollably.

I'm such a guy.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Considering what we've learned of the Christian Right in the past few years, I think Hobby Lobby would be the creepy uncle.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

As Trump has such an incredibly believable eyewitness to the meeting on the plane with the woman he says he has never met, I guess that must mean it's been double-debunked!

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phoenix00's avatar

also unsuckable

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phoenix00's avatar

What are you talking about? These are COMPLIMENTS! See? I COMPLIMENT women with the bigliest respect!

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little miss high and mighty's avatar

Rolando Villazo´n (everyone loves Rolando) But the comida autentica is really hard to find- maybe Berlin. Bavarians don't even have the proper pinto beans.

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