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TakingAmes's avatar

Sometimes you gotta step it up from the lasagna.

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Yr. Gma's avatar

Kellogg was also in cahoots with Ellen G White.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

He certainly wouldn't help the Trump bran.

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TakingAmes's avatar

I don't know how Petraeus could conceivably be considered. He was canned because he blabbed classified info to his mistress. Two strikes in the Uniform Code.

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Querolous's avatar

What can I say other than "O Brother! That was Sharp!"

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Querolous's avatar

Terrell Owens?

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Content unavailable's avatar

306 knows from the UCMJ?

Seriously, what do we know about Don's first National Security Advisor? Why won't intelligence agencies share classified information with 306?

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Dominic Gwinn's avatar

All of Them, Katie's!

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Querolous's avatar

Beware of women spritzing you! https://www.theguardian.com...

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Querolous's avatar

They do carry a large assortment of wingnuts.https://www.mcmaster.com/#standard-...

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Querolous's avatar

Please tell me you are finnish.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

"Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't get to get you."

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Querolous's avatar

More corny puns!

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Querolous's avatar

That would make sense if the shoes were mules.

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bookish's avatar

Babby seal wants a snuggle

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