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Sometimes you gotta step it up from the lasagna.

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Kellogg was also in cahoots with Ellen G White.

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He certainly wouldn't help the Trump bran.

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I don't know how Petraeus could conceivably be considered. He was canned because he blabbed classified info to his mistress. Two strikes in the Uniform Code.

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What can I say other than "O Brother! That was Sharp!"

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Terrell Owens?

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306 knows from the UCMJ?

Seriously, what do we know about Don's first National Security Advisor? Why won't intelligence agencies share classified information with 306?

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All of Them, Katie's!

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Beware of women spritzing you! https://www.theguardian.com...

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They do carry a large assortment of wingnuts.https://www.mcmaster.com/#standard-...

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Please tell me you are finnish.

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"Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they aren't get to get you."

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More corny puns!

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That would make sense if the shoes were mules.

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Babby seal wants a snuggle

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