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fuflans's avatar

you should just be an ass. merely for the sake of it.

or for any other reason at all.

fuflans's avatar

ok that was pretty damn awesome.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Republicans with foamy diarrhea need to ask their doctor if Implodium could be right for them.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Meh... take two Fuckitols and call me in the morning.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Beat Obama."

That's the platform; everything else is just tactics.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm sure the BrightFarters laugh uproariously at Downy McFistula's Sasha and Malia joke every time he posts it (i.e. every 12-18 hours).

This hardly fits (1) or (2) above ... it must not be actual humor, as we understand it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, Tim Conway was one of the funniest guys on the planet, back in the day: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzuchDBvCs">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Tell me you can watch that without laughing your ass off!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I dunno about Spentitol, but the previous President spent a trillion dollars to "stimulate" the Iraqi economy. The only jobs he created over there were in the IED manufacturing sector. And he passed that cost on to our children -- mostly our 18 year old children.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You're not talking about the 8 years of no net job growth under Dubya, are you? Because that never happened on Planet Teabag.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not to worry -- she's the wife of a rich banker guy. (Asian fetish is popular among the richies these days - right, Rupert?)

The cello is a $25,000 birthday present, which he can afford thanks to the low tax rate on his dividend income (creating a job for ... umm... the guy who built it in 1840.) Your average American schlub would only waste the money on food, or clothes, or his mortgage payments; this is much more like what the Founding Fathers, and Jesus, had in mind.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Which YouTube videos do you watch, Sarah?

AOTK.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Probably created and run by unpleasant old white men, using Koch's and Murdoch's money.