What does an Asian lady fake-playing the cello have in common with the federal government? They are both drug addicts with financial problems! That is your comedy premise for this hi-larious new "parody ad" from conservative ladies' luncheon interest the Concerned Women for America, in which a woman with money issues decides to try the same "pills" the government is taking, a painkilling medication called "Spenditol." GET IT??!
I'm sure the BrightFarters laugh uproariously at Downy McFistula's Sasha and Malia joke every time he posts it (i.e. every 12-18 hours).
This hardly fits (1) or (2) above ... it must not be actual humor, as we understand it.
I dunno about Spentitol, but the previous President spent a trillion dollars to "stimulate" the Iraqi economy. The only jobs he created over there were in the IED manufacturing sector. And he passed that cost on to our children -- mostly our 18 year old children.
Not to worry -- she's the wife of a rich banker guy. (Asian fetish is popular among the richies these days - right, Rupert?)
The cello is a $25,000 birthday present, which he can afford thanks to the low tax rate on his dividend income (creating a job for ... umm... the guy who built it in 1840.) Your average American schlub would only waste the money on food, or clothes, or his mortgage payments; this is much more like what the Founding Fathers, and Jesus, had in mind.
you should just be an ass. merely for the sake of it.
or for any other reason at all.
no not really.
ok that was pretty damn awesome.
Republicans with foamy diarrhea need to ask their doctor if Implodium could be right for them.
Meh... take two Fuckitols and call me in the morning.
"Beat Obama."
That's the platform; everything else is just tactics.
I'm sure the BrightFarters laugh uproariously at Downy McFistula's Sasha and Malia joke every time he posts it (i.e. every 12-18 hours).
This hardly fits (1) or (2) above ... it must not be actual humor, as we understand it.
Hey, Tim Conway was one of the funniest guys on the planet, back in the day: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzuchDBvCs">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Tell me you can watch that without laughing your ass off!
I dunno about Spentitol, but the previous President spent a trillion dollars to &quot;stimulate&quot; the Iraqi economy. The only jobs he created over there were in the IED manufacturing sector. And he passed that cost on to our children -- mostly our 18 year old children.
The freedom to infringe on yours, doh!
The republican what??
You&#039;re not talking about the 8 years of no net job growth under Dubya, are you? Because that never happened on Planet Teabag.
Not to worry -- she&#039;s the wife of a rich banker guy. (Asian fetish is popular among the richies these days - right, Rupert?)
The cello is a $25,000 birthday present, which he can afford thanks to the low tax rate on his dividend income (creating a job for ... umm... the guy who built it in 1840.) Your average American schlub would only waste the money on food, or clothes, or his mortgage payments; this is much more like what the Founding Fathers, and Jesus, had in mind.
Which YouTube videos do you watch, Sarah?
AOTK.
Probably created and run by unpleasant old white men, using Koch&#039;s and Murdoch&#039;s money.
Let them watch cake.