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you should just be an ass. merely for the sake of it.

or for any other reason at all.

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no not really.

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ok that was pretty damn awesome.

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Republicans with foamy diarrhea need to ask their doctor if Implodium could be right for them.

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Meh... take two Fuckitols and call me in the morning.

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"Beat Obama."

That's the platform; everything else is just tactics.

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I'm sure the BrightFarters laugh uproariously at Downy McFistula's Sasha and Malia joke every time he posts it (i.e. every 12-18 hours).

This hardly fits (1) or (2) above ... it must not be actual humor, as we understand it.

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Hey, Tim Conway was one of the funniest guys on the planet, back in the day: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzuchDBvCs">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Tell me you can watch that without laughing your ass off!

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I dunno about Spentitol, but the previous President spent a trillion dollars to "stimulate" the Iraqi economy. The only jobs he created over there were in the IED manufacturing sector. And he passed that cost on to our children -- mostly our 18 year old children.

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The freedom to infringe on yours, doh!

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You're not talking about the 8 years of no net job growth under Dubya, are you? Because that never happened on Planet Teabag.

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Not to worry -- she's the wife of a rich banker guy. (Asian fetish is popular among the richies these days - right, Rupert?)

The cello is a $25,000 birthday present, which he can afford thanks to the low tax rate on his dividend income (creating a job for ... umm... the guy who built it in 1840.) Your average American schlub would only waste the money on food, or clothes, or his mortgage payments; this is much more like what the Founding Fathers, and Jesus, had in mind.

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Which YouTube videos do you watch, Sarah?

AOTK.

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Probably created and run by unpleasant old white men, using Koch's and Murdoch's money.

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