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Oh, that's a tired joke....so tired....

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Mitch McConnell, is that you?

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It's to keep her head from falling off...

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That's the spirit.....

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I'd say Ms. Flown and I prefer to fly united, but no one would believe that in either sense.

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The wingnuts will be outraged. And then those who actually know the meaning of the term "69" or have it explained to them will have strokes.

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So if I get my 69 on on the 17th does that make the Lucky Leprechaun?

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Does Spirit figure they can double the number of people on their flight if they are all 69ing?

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Fly the friendly thighs?

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I'm pretty sure Confucius covered this in his writings about "flying upside down."

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OT but your avatar still looks at brief glance like an eagle blindfolded by a flag bandana.

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The world would be a better place if someone found a time machine and used it to off the person who coined the phrase "take a stand" before they had the opportunity to single-handedly create self-righteous indignation.

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It says there are 69comments right now. What do I win ? Or what did the person right before me win?

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♫Going up to the Spirit in the SkyThat's where I want to go when I flyWhen I wake and I rise up in bedI want to fly where they want to give me head♫

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That sounds like a good price but remember they will hit you up for $20 for a tiny tube of lube.

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"69 is divine! 69 is divine!"

Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan

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