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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Oh, that's a tired joke....so tired....

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Mitch McConnell, is that you?

It's Just Toomush's avatar

It's to keep her head from falling off...

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I'd say Ms. Flown and I prefer to fly united, but no one would believe that in either sense.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

The wingnuts will be outraged. And then those who actually know the meaning of the term "69" or have it explained to them will have strokes.

KinkyReggae's avatar

So if I get my 69 on on the 17th does that make the Lucky Leprechaun?

KinkyReggae's avatar

Does Spirit figure they can double the number of people on their flight if they are all 69ing?

Shibusa's avatar

Fly the friendly thighs?

mailman27's avatar

I'm pretty sure Confucius covered this in his writings about "flying upside down."

gedjcj's avatar

OT but your avatar still looks at brief glance like an eagle blindfolded by a flag bandana.

Baby_Raptor's avatar

The world would be a better place if someone found a time machine and used it to off the person who coined the phrase "take a stand" before they had the opportunity to single-handedly create self-righteous indignation.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

It says there are 69comments right now. What do I win ? Or what did the person right before me win?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

♫Going up to the Spirit in the SkyThat's where I want to go when I flyWhen I wake and I rise up in bedI want to fly where they want to give me head♫

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That sounds like a good price but remember they will hit you up for $20 for a tiny tube of lube.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"69 is divine! 69 is divine!"

Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan