Hello, it is Thursday, which makes this DAY THREE of me being your official Wonkette president of talking shit about Aaron Schock -- if my guidance counselor could only see me now!
Ya know, I'm not known for my fashion sense but I would not leave the house dressed like that and if my saw me in that garb she would divorce me as soon as she stopped laughing.
And <a href="http:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/politics\/congress\/aide-rep-aaron-schock-resigns-wake-offensive-facebook-posts-n301056" target="_blank">he&#039;s gone</a>.
<em>&quot;I would expect better from any member of my team,&quot; Schock added. &quot;Upon learning about them I met with Mr. Cole and he offered his resignation which I have accepted.&quot;</em>
Translation: He was too stupid to scrub his Facebook page, so now I have to deal with this.
<blockquote>&ldquo;I&rsquo;M SURE&rdquo; he will get an invoice. Something tells me that he is just hoping that this story goes away (NOT HAPPENING, AARON, I WILL WRITE ABOUT YOU UNTIL THE SECOND YOU AREN&rsquo;T HOT ANYMORE, AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL BE DEAD TO ME) ... </blockquote> Rep. Schock: &quot;Wow. I. Can&#039;t. Evan.&quot;
Is anyone else noticing he's sporting a Boehner under that turquoise belt and Italian tablecloth shirt ? and also too his chiseled pecs and...and...must be the hot male photographer taking the picture ( nessun dorma....)
Ya know, I&#039;m not known for my fashion sense but I would not leave the house dressed like that and if my saw me in that garb she would divorce me as soon as she stopped laughing.
He ended up with Michele Bachmann&#039;s old office and the red paint was to cover up all the Bible verses written on the walls in blood.
And <a href="http:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/politics\/congress\/aide-rep-aaron-schock-resigns-wake-offensive-facebook-posts-n301056" target="_blank">he&#039;s gone</a>.
<em>&quot;I would expect better from any member of my team,&quot; Schock added. &quot;Upon learning about them I met with Mr. Cole and he offered his resignation which I have accepted.&quot;</em>
Translation: He was too stupid to scrub his Facebook page, so now I have to deal with this.
<i>At the end of the day... the most important thing in Congress is what you do for your constituents and what you do for your job.</i>
I thought it was how many times you voted to repeal Obummercare. And to make illegal things even illegaler.
Winner.
<blockquote>&ldquo;I&rsquo;M SURE&rdquo; he will get an invoice. Something tells me that he is just hoping that this story goes away (NOT HAPPENING, AARON, I WILL WRITE ABOUT YOU UNTIL THE SECOND YOU AREN&rsquo;T HOT ANYMORE, AT WHICH POINT YOU WILL BE DEAD TO ME) ... </blockquote> Rep. Schock: &quot;Wow. I. Can&#039;t. Evan.&quot;
Is anyone else noticing he's sporting a Boehner under that turquoise belt and Italian tablecloth shirt ? and also too his chiseled pecs and...and...must be the hot male photographer taking the picture ( nessun dorma....)
Schock and Swift do have one thing in common: they sing the same thing over and over AND OVER again. They just change the words a little bit.
I&#039;m sorry. I have no fucks to give about this person. Maybe I&#039;m having a bad day.
I hear he&#039;s more of a Sponsor For Me kinda guy...
Dark Navy is also a terrible colour for walls... You&#039;ll never get your security deposit back with those kinds of colour choices.
He must have gotten that turquois belt from the lost and found at Jimmy Buffet Land&trade; on Colorblind Day.
No, the Prince said Italian.