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babsMD's avatar

'Saved'. It's awesome.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Be interesting to see how many kids - or their grandmas and grandpas - will die so Jerry didn't have to give refunds on room and board.

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Once there, they should have had to remain there, all costs for food and medical care to be paid by Falwell. Now he's infected the whole city. When are the dumb fucks gonna figure out that they're not immune to it just because they go to church? IDIOT parents who allowed their students to return. IDIOTS.

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

No, leave them there. They should be quarantined where they are, if they're still on campus.

Opiwan's avatar

"writing his name in the snow" just in springtime on green grass!

Opiwan's avatar

Assuming as true that the holy trinity is a real thing, then since gawd almighty did some terrible shit to the Egyptians, that means arrr lord in heavin' babby jeebus did them, too. I'm assuming the boils and angel of death were some pretty communicable diseases, of course...

Stulexington's avatar

And that's one of the hardest countries to get in Plague Inc.

Bobo the Dork Boy's avatar

Fuck that. Prostate biopsy.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

“Go off on summer jobs and internships “

With 3 million people a week filing for unemployment?

How many internships come with room and board?

Etoain Shrdlu's avatar

Sooner or later somebody at Liberty University, or perhaps several somebodies, or perhaps the people in Leesburg they came into contact with, will die of a Corona virus infection. And shortly thereafter, the lawsuits will begin. Willful negligence. Failure to protect the health of minor students. Creating a community-wide health menace. All of which gives me hope. Maybe Liberty University will be bankrupted off the face of the earth, Fallwell with them.

Yours very crankily,The New York Crank

cessnadriver's avatar

Da jeebus would never let the truly righteous get sick.

cessnadriver's avatar

Corona viruses go everywhere. There is no real stopping it, we are just flattening the curve.

cessnadriver's avatar

"It's OK, Jesus is coming!"