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Aw, man! You just snapped me out of the happy place. Time to write those test reports...

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Well, in that case it was one board member; in this case it's the CEO.

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"On the one hand, I do not like Steve Curry's joke. On the other hand, I like short words, so I like the basic idea of making words shorter."-- Donald Trump

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So, all according to plan, then.

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Not to mention that lying is bad. Full stop.

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LeGarrette Blount has joined the list as well. http://www.bostonherald.com...

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Once it would have been "Uncle Bob".

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I can't imagine what else one could use. Besides, the curve in them fits the finger so well, it must have been planned that way.

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Chaffetz? really? Did he not put on his tin foil hat today?

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Oh dear. You mean now I have to like Chris Long? He was such a dullard when he had a regular spot on Russillo and Kanell. Russillo is such an unrepentant sexist and he just luurves Chris Long, so I assumed Long was an ass, too.

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I LOVE that joke

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Is that your bus pass or are you just hap....... You know the rest.

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"Of course Drumpf is an asshole. "

-- (Almost) Everyone Else

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The tornado of shit that has spun over the last year & THIS is what they're gonna investigate? Jeebus. What happened to Russia hacking our elections? What happened to Trump's getting richer while in office? What happened to all the ladies who accused him of assault? The list goes on...but you get the point.

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He was getting ready for the weekend & forgot?

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Teen Titans Go told me they're "Uncle Jokes"

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