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Looking forward to the thoughtful comments from the freepers and breitbart scholars.

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Last year they supported this kid named Michael Sam, too.

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Isn't Rush Limpbowel from MO? Didn't he play f'ball? I'm sure he'll say something.

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Manchurians do not eat cats because they are sacred to the 18 goddesses.

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Good on ya, Lascaux!

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I hear Mississippi is next.Worst racist I met was from Mizery.

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You got it all wrong, guvmint fuck up everything!1!!1

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I was actually thinking of the pros, but your point is valid. Guess it's the Penalty Box for me!

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Heh -- as I said elsewhere, I was thinking of this approach spreding to the pros (but not actually saying that). So I definitely get a Yellow Card for the balk.

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JJ Watt nods his head, goes back to bedazzling his "Do you even lift, bro?" shirt.

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Al Toon libel.

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Have we heard from Geraldo yet?

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Saturdays off. Just want to make sure Wonkette knows when college football is played. Due diligence.

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Rush's town is Cape Girardeau, where he dropped out of SEMO (and my alma mater). I don't think he ever played football... he's too doughy for that.He will say something about the this, but I won't be hearing it... I listen to progressive radio, KOPN 89.5

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I live here. It's not over. Hundreds of thousands of my fellow white jackass Missouri goobers will keep racism alive and well for decades to come.

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I am so grateful that I grew up and went to school with black kids in St. Charles, Missouri, during the 1970s. If I hadn't, I would've probably turned out to be a typical Midwestern white lily-livered pants-shitting chickenshit who faint at the sight of black dudes wearing hoodies.Having beatnik parents probably helped out too...

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