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bobbert's avatar

I'm glad to see they're upholding fine old traditions.

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bobbert's avatar

<i> According to a University of Wisconsin study, 75 percent of those college males and 43 percent of females are intoxicated daily during that week. One in five of those college females and three in four college males are on the hunt for sexual encounters.</i>

And this differs from college students who are NOT on Spring Break how?

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The Quirk's avatar

Like I always say, "Three people in bed is like two people in the shower; someone's always out in the cold."

To which my ex replies, "I was just introducing you to my new husband, you dumbshit."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Gosh darn these crazy teens and their beach blanket bingo and sock hops and hip shaking madness...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the MCSO didn't actually buy a tank to cruise around in, they just retrofitted Seagal with a turret

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Vienna Woods's avatar

What is wrong with your motel room, is all I'm saying.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Mind-bleach, STAT!

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PsycWench's avatar

Remembering back to my own spring break of 1980, the motel room would be fine but you'd have to kick at least four or five people out for a three way.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, okay, but if you're already up for a three way....

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm a teacher, and never gone away for spring break. Too freakin expensive, too freakin crowded. But please, let's keep it, shall we? A week off from my students... priceless.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I always enjoyed the time with my kids too, without the hassle of driving, plane flights, line-ups, etc, etc. Once we went to Toronto for the day. That was fun.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

something for Florida tea baggers to be outraged about because FREEDUMB!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Needs moar clichés!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Spring break sounds almost as scary as the biennial Senate office dance...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

not just yours

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and they don't tend to get hooked on oxy

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