Ever wonder what former action star and depressing self-parody Chuck Norris does on his time off (besides facelifts and hormone injections to keep the dreaded steroid induced "bitch tits" away)?
<i> According to a University of Wisconsin study, 75 percent of those college males and 43 percent of females are intoxicated daily during that week. One in five of those college females and three in four college males are on the hunt for sexual encounters.</i>
And this differs from college students who are NOT on Spring Break how?
Remembering back to my own spring break of 1980, the motel room would be fine but you&#039;d have to kick at least four or five people out for a three way.
I&#039;m a teacher, and never gone away for spring break. Too freakin expensive, too freakin crowded. But please, let&#039;s keep it, shall we? A week off from my students... priceless.
I always enjoyed the time with my kids too, without the hassle of driving, plane flights, line-ups, etc, etc. Once we went to Toronto for the day. That was fun.
I&#039;m glad to see they&#039;re upholding fine old traditions.
<i> According to a University of Wisconsin study, 75 percent of those college males and 43 percent of females are intoxicated daily during that week. One in five of those college females and three in four college males are on the hunt for sexual encounters.</i>
And this differs from college students who are NOT on Spring Break how?
Like I always say, &quot;Three people in bed is like two people in the shower; someone&#039;s always out in the cold.&quot;
To which my ex replies, &quot;I was just introducing you to my new husband, you dumbshit.&quot;
Gosh darn these crazy teens and their beach blanket bingo and sock hops and hip shaking madness...
the MCSO didn&#039;t actually buy a tank to cruise around in, they just retrofitted Seagal with a turret
What is wrong with your motel room, is all I&#039;m saying.
Mind-bleach, STAT!
Remembering back to my own spring break of 1980, the motel room would be fine but you&#039;d have to kick at least four or five people out for a three way.
Well, okay, but if you&#039;re already up for a three way....
I&#039;m a teacher, and never gone away for spring break. Too freakin expensive, too freakin crowded. But please, let&#039;s keep it, shall we? A week off from my students... priceless.
I always enjoyed the time with my kids too, without the hassle of driving, plane flights, line-ups, etc, etc. Once we went to Toronto for the day. That was fun.
something for Florida tea baggers to be outraged about because FREEDUMB!!1!
Needs moar clich&eacute;s!
Spring break sounds almost as scary as the biennial Senate office dance...
not just yours
and they don&#039;t tend to get hooked on oxy