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BLUEBOLT's avatar

Yeah it's hard to keep all the lies straight isn't it kegsbreath

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Tessie's avatar

"Just who, exactly, ordered and did those alleged WAR CRIMES and/or mass murders off the coast of Venezuela? That revolting “KILL EVERYBODY” ambush allegedly followed by finishing off of two defenseless civilians who survived and were clinging to the smoldering wreckage of a boat?"

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"Hey, Baby! Look what's almost hard!"

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Tessie's avatar

"“Fog of war” refers to a disorienting lack of situational awareness in battle, because complex things are happening so quickly that it overwhelms the capability of the human mind to comprehend."

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That sounds very much like what we've been going through for the past decade.

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Tessie's avatar

"Like Yoda Trump looks, yikes. Or some kind of a tropical lizard."

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I'm not even trying to be insulting here (for once), but does anyone else think he looks balder?

Like if you look at that gross picture taken in the Bug-a-Lardo dining room, there's NO hair under his red hat.

It doesn't look like he lost hair; it looks like he had part of his hair shaved off -- possibly for a procedure of some sort?

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boo radley's avatar

Oh, Joe Biden, you old murderin' rascal.

I have to laugh very bitterly at the idea that they done killed all the drug boats. Mission accomplished! Job done! Drinks and medals all round! Definitely NOT stopping because nobody wants more war crime accusations!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. There is not one honest broker or true leader among them, for which at the moment I am grateful.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

BREAKING NEWS:

In Preparation for Succession J.D. Vance Officially Changes Name to John Donald Trump saying "From the DJT to the JDT".

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Robert  Taylor's avatar

And now we are finding out that there was an ADDITIONAL double-tap on said 9/2 boat to sink it! YES! It was struck 4 times.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Did they shoot four 12 million dollar exploding drones at it?

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

The law says that the responsibility goes all the way up the chain of command. Hogsbreath claims he is the Head Nacho. He is a coward and a liar. Great. We. are. doomed.

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boo radley's avatar

I'm prepared to give Trump an award in only one thing: Buck-avoiding. No bucks stop there.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Yooge cost savings in by making Pete let make his own name planck!"

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kmblue187's avatar

The fog is under Pete's greasy hair, I call him (when I'm not calling him something worse) the Secretary of Hair Gel.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Dippity Don't!

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Or Dippity Shit.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Tenax. Always sounded macho.

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kmblue187's avatar

Like I've said, "I know nothing about that" is Trump's new talking point.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

I bet about 80% of the time he's actually right.

He's a total moron, ya know....

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUX5dB9zkVk

Venezuelan Boat Strike Scrutiny! & Kash Patel’s Jacket Size? | VODCAST

Have I Got News For You US

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

So, this White House is so incompetently run they can't even put together actual placards for the Cabinet Secretaries and have to print them out?

And the Printer must have run out of ink, as it didn't give Hic!seth's full title:

SSecretary of War Crimes.

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JenTheFriend's avatar

Don't give Biden all the credit for everything that goes wrong while Trump is in office. Obama deserves some, too.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

BATTERIES IN THE WATER! SHARKS COMING!!

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