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Adam_Reith's avatar

Year ain't over yet. They are so trying to make her a martyr. I think "The Ashlii Song" would be too ridiculous but...

Meccalopolis's avatar

No shit, they have gift wrapping rooms, for wrapping gifts, only. So your idea makes about as much sense.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The sound of gunfire somehow so reassuring.

The soundtrack of a polite society.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I grew up on a dairy farm. Nothing but border collies. Little bro wandered off into a cornfield when he was four and got lost. Everyone's searching frantically for him, then we hear the dog barking, but the dog's nowhere around. We follow the barking, find dog and little bro, only one of them scared shitless.

Vel Venturi's avatar

Oh, lawd, I remember playing Starcastle at the arcade, it was a video game if I recall correctly.

Vel Venturi's avatar

They do seem to be vying for the crown as Filthiest People in the World.

Vel Venturi's avatar

Right? It pains me to think of that beautiful home belonging to these greasy sleazeballs.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I don't know how much recoil that thing has, but it's my guess that it's not a good idea to have it a foot in front of you mouth if you're planning to fire one-handed.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

ALL THE PINEAPPLE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!

Desperate Ambrose's avatar

"Year ain't over yet."Flo: Why, I've never been so insulted in my life!Hackenbush: [after looking at his watch] Well, it's early yet.~ A Day At The Races

malsperanza's avatar

Most of them, even the dingbats, have a law degree. They maybe be evil, liars, and fascists, but they're not amateurs - guys like Hawley.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

Daniel Hills article is very well worth the read and he clearly had no fucks to give

just_jim's avatar

The only proper answer to that is "LOL no. Wait let me correct that LOL fuck no."