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JCfromNC's avatar

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So I know that’s probably another felony, but fuck it — threatening them like that — but there we are.

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Spoken like a rich white man who is sure he will never face significant consequences for the things he says or does.

Sarah Smile's avatar

8-year-old me is so disappointed that her first celebrity crush grew up to be a nazi

Zap's avatar

We should expect a LOT more of this in the coming election. I hope our lawyers are over-prepared.

Goin Green's avatar

She's got a dude named Conan and Ricky "Rick" Schroeder on her side... that has to be like 1A to God and Jesus, amirite?? Just needs some Candice C-Bure and a pinch of Chachi and it's a fucking full blown miracle toward MAGA sainthood!

Bob Trombetta's avatar

"Piano wire and blow torches". Another jerkoff with the Pinochet torture dungeon fantasies.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And one inch to the left we could have had Marcellus Wallace.

Steely_Fan's avatar

All the upvotes for "bumping pirogies"!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Really stupid criminals.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Ricky Shroeder is the Kirk Cameron of Cousin Oliver's.

Narrator: Robert Rist was a kid actor doing a job and can't be held responsible for playing Cousin Oliver

Fredric L. Rice's avatar

"She even kicked a cop! Watch it for yourself on YouTube! "

Alas, the video has been marked as private :)

JCfromNC's avatar

For some weird reason, the link takes me to a full-screen display that says "YouTube has blocked this video from playing on other sites" (or words to that effect), and I have to click through to go to a different YouTube page, where I can watch it. So maybe Marcie just used a non-standard link?

Dina's avatar

Same for me. :-/

Bob Trombetta's avatar

No, it's there. Click on "go to You Tube". It's a joy.

Tosca's avatar

It's a fascinating application of the No True Scotsman logical fallacy.

Criminals are BAD. I am GOOD. Therefore, I am not a criminal! Well yes, I did commit those crimes, but that doesn't mean I'm a CRIMINAL!! Unhand me, sir!

The same logic applies to "My abortion is the only righteous abortion" and "It wasn't RAPE rape".

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

PuraVida's avatar

Conan Hayes seems to have escaped any consequences for his actions here and in Michigan. I wonder why.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

NYPD Blue is from where I know the Rickster. Got hisself kilt over a prostitute. Smart as IRL!

Innocent Bystander's avatar

Peters has already conceded all the facts

The "slam" half of what prosecutors like to call a "slam dunk".

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Her defense team is going with "Sure they did all that stuff, however it's not a crime to do those things ". That's a ridiculous defense, the jury might not even need to order lunch.

zeusspeaks's avatar

Oh, I'd order lunch. I'd be laughing so hard I'd work-up an appetite.

Phried Ω's avatar

SInstead of attending this trial shouldn't Rick be trying to find his battalion?