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JCfromNC's avatar

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So I know that’s probably another felony, but fuck it — threatening them like that — but there we are.

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Spoken like a rich white man who is sure he will never face significant consequences for the things he says or does.

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Sarah Smile's avatar

8-year-old me is so disappointed that her first celebrity crush grew up to be a nazi

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Zap's avatar

We should expect a LOT more of this in the coming election. I hope our lawyers are over-prepared.

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Goin Green's avatar

She's got a dude named Conan and Ricky "Rick" Schroeder on her side... that has to be like 1A to God and Jesus, amirite?? Just needs some Candice C-Bure and a pinch of Chachi and it's a fucking full blown miracle toward MAGA sainthood!

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Bob Trombetta's avatar

"Piano wire and blow torches". Another jerkoff with the Pinochet torture dungeon fantasies.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And one inch to the left we could have had Marcellus Wallace.

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Steely_Fan's avatar

All the upvotes for "bumping pirogies"!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Really stupid criminals.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Ricky Shroeder is the Kirk Cameron of Cousin Oliver's.

Narrator: Robert Rist was a kid actor doing a job and can't be held responsible for playing Cousin Oliver

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Fredric L. Rice's avatar

"She even kicked a cop! Watch it for yourself on YouTube! "

Alas, the video has been marked as private :)

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JCfromNC's avatar

For some weird reason, the link takes me to a full-screen display that says "YouTube has blocked this video from playing on other sites" (or words to that effect), and I have to click through to go to a different YouTube page, where I can watch it. So maybe Marcie just used a non-standard link?

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Dina's avatar

Same for me. :-/

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Bob Trombetta's avatar

No, it's there. Click on "go to You Tube". It's a joy.

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Tosca's avatar

It's a fascinating application of the No True Scotsman logical fallacy.

Criminals are BAD. I am GOOD. Therefore, I am not a criminal! Well yes, I did commit those crimes, but that doesn't mean I'm a CRIMINAL!! Unhand me, sir!

The same logic applies to "My abortion is the only righteous abortion" and "It wasn't RAPE rape".

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

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PuraVida's avatar

Conan Hayes seems to have escaped any consequences for his actions here and in Michigan. I wonder why.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

NYPD Blue is from where I know the Rickster. Got hisself kilt over a prostitute. Smart as IRL!

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Lock them up!

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Innocent Bystander's avatar

Peters has already conceded all the facts

The "slam" half of what prosecutors like to call a "slam dunk".

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Her defense team is going with "Sure they did all that stuff, however it's not a crime to do those things ". That's a ridiculous defense, the jury might not even need to order lunch.

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zeusspeaks's avatar

Oh, I'd order lunch. I'd be laughing so hard I'd work-up an appetite.

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Phried Ω's avatar

SInstead of attending this trial shouldn't Rick be trying to find his battalion?

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