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Suddenly I'm starting to feel funny about saying "no whip"...

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Baristas have been asked not to misspell Huey on Mr. Newton's latte order going forward.

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Did someone neglect to tell him that teahadists mangling English is a freaking meme?

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"I'll have the N******r Butthurt Blend and she'd like the White Privilege Latte, with that Conversation over Who's Had It Harder & What the Fuck Do You Know...

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Poor Samuel L. Jackson will never be able to get a cup of coffee again.

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And in a development ABSOLUTELY NO ONE could've seen coming... http://www.businessinsider....

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Why is everyone staring at my pale, gelatinous flesh?

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Who has time to gab about race relations in America when you're ordering a Venti, Half-Caff, Ristretto, 3-Pump, Sugar Free, Extra-Hot Cinnamon Dolce WhitePrivilege Latte?

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Is this in response to the new KKK-Cup®

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Heh, reminds of when I worked there at 19 and used to have loud conversations about how god doesn't exist on the floor on my break.

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Or offer their honest opinions of whether we look fat in this.

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Or at least spell it punkin.

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Starbucks. Bitter, burned and overbearing. The only thing that could get me to go in there would be serving it in Warrenovna cups. And then only if Wonkette got a slice.

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Shorter Schultz: "For profit, my nizzle!"

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...Was that English?

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I'm white and my preferred Starbucks drink is a white chocolate mocha. Is my barrista going to lecture me about privilege?

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