Seemingly bored with inventing nonsensical words and perfecting the art of burnt coffee, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is attempting to tackle American race relations .
"I'll have the N******r Butthurt Blend and she'd like the White Privilege Latte, with that Conversation over Who's Had It Harder & What the Fuck Do You Know...
Who has time to gab about race relations in America when you're ordering a Venti, Half-Caff, Ristretto, 3-Pump, Sugar Free, Extra-Hot Cinnamon Dolce WhitePrivilege Latte?
Starbucks. Bitter, burned and overbearing. The only thing that could get me to go in there would be serving it in Warrenovna cups. And then only if Wonkette got a slice.
Suddenly I'm starting to feel funny about saying "no whip"...
Baristas have been asked not to misspell Huey on Mr. Newton's latte order going forward.
Did someone neglect to tell him that teahadists mangling English is a freaking meme?
"I'll have the N******r Butthurt Blend and she'd like the White Privilege Latte, with that Conversation over Who's Had It Harder & What the Fuck Do You Know...
Poor Samuel L. Jackson will never be able to get a cup of coffee again.
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And in a development ABSOLUTELY NO ONE could've seen coming... http://www.businessinsider....
Why is everyone staring at my pale, gelatinous flesh?
Who has time to gab about race relations in America when you're ordering a Venti, Half-Caff, Ristretto, 3-Pump, Sugar Free, Extra-Hot Cinnamon Dolce WhitePrivilege Latte?
Is this in response to the new KKK-Cup®
Heh, reminds of when I worked there at 19 and used to have loud conversations about how god doesn't exist on the floor on my break.
Or offer their honest opinions of whether we look fat in this.
Or at least spell it punkin.
Starbucks. Bitter, burned and overbearing. The only thing that could get me to go in there would be serving it in Warrenovna cups. And then only if Wonkette got a slice.
Shorter Schultz: "For profit, my nizzle!"
...Was that English?
I'm white and my preferred Starbucks drink is a white chocolate mocha. Is my barrista going to lecture me about privilege?