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I think that is also the one that everyone ever has recorded as well. Or Winter Wonderland, maybe. All of it sounds muzack-y to me.

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Um not that I can recall. They always have their panties in a bunch over something.

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In that case sphincter-brain (because you clearly lack the intelligence to gauge supportive comment when you see it) go and royally suck on the crack pipe you just put down before you smashed the keyboard. I know it gets lonely in the trailer park but a good reach-around in the shower stalls oughta help.

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Words you should follow. #borderlineintellect

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Intelligence isn't yours either.

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This is just a scam to deceive the elderly into giving them money. Gotta keep that hysteria going. It's repellent, though I would not be surprised to find some of these scammers were indeed caught up in believing this. But then, it isn't as if they had a grounding in reality to start with.

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No one forgetting to be offended by the petty bullshit that superficially divides us THIS year!http://www.cc.com/video-cli...

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"Feuerstein... telling a Starbucks barista that his name was “Merry Christmas,” so the wage slave would have to write those words on the cup and say them out loud."

I would just call out "Mary" and watch the little idiot have to come to the counter. Afterwards I'd say "thank you ma'am" and walk away.

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I'm with Donald Trump! We should boycott companies that use the phrase "Happy holidays." Let's start with this one:

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As near as I can tell, the "Christian" and "Family" and "Freedom" and "Liberty" outfits that make easy megabucks separating doddering reactionaries from their life savings are quite happy, thank you.

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By now, these guys are probably conditioned to complain if there's no detectable savor of expectoration in their food and beverages. Something's missing! They're just not sure what.

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*settles in*

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"the great Christian heritage behind the American Dream that has so benefitted Starbucks"(smacking head to clear it) What the everlasting fuck does that even mean?!!

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ban hammer party of one

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I think you are safe! Candy is still godly so have at it.

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nah don't bother. even though this stupid humorless anustart went all night trying to claim superiority, myself as a thinking person went to sleep. let her worry about me and when she did pass out she had anger dreams about me. so I WIN LOLOLO>LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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