State Of Texas To Finally Fade Into Obscurity

Ever since LBJ came to Washington, political elites and indeed all of America have been subjected to the endless dunderheaded clowning of Texans. We have been told that Shiner Bock, a homegrown version of generic piss-beer, is "awesome," and that it looks cool to wear a tuxedo with cowboy boots and a massive belt buckle that draws attention to the wearer's comparatively puny genitals. Finally the tyranny of Texas will come to an end because George W. Bush will soon fuck off back to Dallas or wherever he can find that won't extradite him for War Crimes, and the rest of America will fondly look back on Texas as that place they have to fly over to get to California. [ Politico ]