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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I am hoping my own homeschool self-directed course on pillar-shakery will earn me a degree! SO MUCH LAB WORK

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Because the creationists fucked all the chickens.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

SHMUFFIN!!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You certainly won't see this chart on Fucks Gnus: <a href="http:\/\/data.bls.gov\/timeseries\/LNS14000000" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://data.bls.gov/timeseries/LNS14000000">http://data.bls.gov/timeser...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Oh my - if that's true, the howling from the wingnutz will be deafening.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Must. Wear. <a href="http:\/\/controversy.wearscience.com\/design\/turtle\/" target="_blank">This. </a>

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Incoming Ham's avatar

If it ain't in the bibble, it ain't true. No equations in the bibble, therefore there are no such things as equations.

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Jared James's avatar

I think in this case, "Fair" should be presumed to mean <i>white</i>, not <i>even-handed</i>. Because dude is white enough to think it is the business of government to determine the truth of religious doctrine.

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bobbert's avatar

With a corkscrew-shaped dick.

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bobbert's avatar

I think the reason is "Insufficient rote learning".

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bobbert's avatar

Um, the most fundamental "controversy" to teach would be the proposition that there is no God (or, weak form: if God exists, it is not an old white guy with a beard).

I suspect Mr Fair might have some problems with exploring that one in school.

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bobbert's avatar

Enki's the one you gotta worry about getting his wank on, right?

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bobbert's avatar

For a fairly smart man, Lewis was pretty stupid* about this one, as he ignored the fourth leg of the trilemma -- Jesus didn't exist.

*Or intentionally deceitful, which I guess means he's not God.

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bobbert's avatar

Fuck a duck, and you can be a South Carolina legislator.

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bobbert's avatar

I was thinking that even the Lilith Fair sounded like a better idea than Mike Fair.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, for the love of fuck

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