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Mavenmaven's avatar

is investing all that other people’s money everywhere BUT in America.

"Yes, but when we make huge amounts of money, some of that money can "trickle down" to poor Americans, just as you suckers have believed since Reagan. Keep on believing!!! The good times are just around the corner!!!"

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So who exactly does business in crypto besides drug cartels and human traffickers?

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Hello_who_dis's avatar

Imagine lining up at a planetary transfer station of the future and the jackass in front of you with two full carts of luggage flips his golden green card at the TSA agent.

"What's this?"

"It's my green card."

"No, it isn't. This thing's gold."

"It's gold-EN. A golden green card."

"Whatever it is, it won't get you to Mars."

"Come on, man. Elon's expecting me."

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Debra Dassow's avatar

I'm old enough to remember Trump's "Infrastructure week" and some vague promise about a better and more affordable healthcare plan.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

“It’s more of a “concept of a plan”…

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Randy Bender's avatar

As someone who has to think carefully about where his dollars are going each month, I can't even fathom that there seem to be an infinite number of asshole-morons with an infinite number dollars to blow on this insane crapto.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

If only there was something in the Constitution that said something like:

"No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."

Oh well.

I will enjoy if the first thing the next Democratic president does immediately upon taking office is to claw back all the money the proven rapist Trump got from foreign governments in violation of the law saying "This is and always has been the people's money."

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Chris's avatar

Can I sue him over this? Surely someone has standing to say "these are illegal emoluments that are literally listed in the Constitution as illegal".

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Tommytoes's avatar

Want me some of that Smell Ania. Smells like Republicunt!

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

You get an extra 50 bucks if you take your Social Security in $Mellania….

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Diane Findley's avatar

I have no idea how cryptocurrency works but it seems like smoke and mirrors. Unlike dollars and other currency, there is nothing to back it up. I could be wrong about that. See "I know nothing," kind of like the Trumpster Dumpster knows nothing about the Constitution, which he swore to uphold - wink-wink.

My wish, my dream, is that all that ethereal crypto will simply disappear and that all those money launderers, um, "investors" lose everything they have. Then learn what it's like to have to pay for groceries (what an odd word!) with a credit card.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

No Good can come of this 😩 Thanks Marcie, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍

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JWinfield's avatar

Remember the minimal dust up in 2017 - will he put his businesses in trusts.. this time around zero coverage if the scams and grifts and outright "hey bribe me!" Signs flashing from the fucking WH. But wow her emails.. there is always a sewer beneath the sewer for these thugs.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. 🎶 ... and the cheat goes on. The cheat goes on ... 🎶

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Dave Zimny's avatar

Don’t forget: the diminutive of $TRUMP is pronounced “STRUMPET”…

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Strumpet Libelz

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JunkYardDogg's avatar

There was a DOJ investigation into

Justin Sun about Crypto fraud prior to him buying Trump’s MeMe ‘coins’. After his initial purchase, the investigation was dropped. On top of what is written about in this article, is Trump’s purposed Crypto National Reserve, with Government funds used to buy the crypto & also establishing a Sovereign Wealth Fund, again using Government funds to invest in private investments. There is a reason Lutnick is in the Administration as he has a crypto op which he registered in El Salvador. This is Trump’s end game. To absolutely loot the U.S. Treasury for as much as he possibly can. By the time he is finished, Amerika will be a financial & moral wasteland. If these figures are close to being correct, Trump, in less than 4 months has already pocketed over a billion dollars, from his meme coins, $239 million inauguration fund, library fund, a PAC, numerous bribes, shakedowns, & extortions. And the media won’t talk about this, but they will talk about the Dem Party not having a message. The Dem Party won’t mention this ‘cuz it might offend someone. This is corruption on a monumental, cosmic level. And is should be front & center every day. And no election will stop this. .

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

All good things must come to an end. But stupid & evil can live on forever, apparently.

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RRJKR's avatar

It would be unnatural for anything as dumb as this administration to have much longevity, it has to crash and burn or just collapse under the immense weight of the stupid

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