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John Robinson's avatar

Literally lol'd at "adventure capital"

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AKLynne's avatar

DJT stock price @ $15.62 📉 today. 😂 🍭

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AKLynne's avatar

I understand Russia is trying to promote cryptocurrency there in view of their failing ruble economy. Coincidence? I think not.

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CJLB's avatar

Does anyone ever wonder if a lot of the people who are crying about a "bad economy these days" are actually using all their hard earned dollars on this shit and then coming up short at the end of the month?

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louise Gertner's avatar

Actually I'm feeling pretty optimistic about this - all the possible outcomes are pleasing to me. 1. Trump supporters will lose their money (If they still support that POS then I have zero sympathy for them and they deserve the karma hit) 2. When they are directly and personally affected by his grifting may be they'll realise he's not "their guy" and 3. Every new grift is a new opportunity for jail time for Orange Shitler

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DemoCat's avatar

Artificial cryptic Trump coins. Run by his boys. What could go wrong?

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Kay Pearson's avatar

This is like the Trump Tower that was to be built in Tampa. The developers collected hundreds of thousands of dollars, never broke ground and when the investors/buyers went after Trump for the money they were told that he had nothing to do with the project other than licensing his name to it. This sounds like the same scam.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Reminds me of the line in Miller's Crossing, ... and they'll have little grifter children.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I know less than nothing about finance, but can't help wondering: if financial regulators exist, what is it that they do? This nascent fraud is not exactly hidden.

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tehbaddr's avatar

How cute, Barron's First Grift!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Twat$WIFL.

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tehbaddr's avatar

LoserCoin.

FaschBit.

TrumpMoney.

MAGAbucks.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Lucky for the tRump Grift family MAGAs love red, as in red hats and red flags. I have no doubt that they will corral a bunch of sucker MAGAts to pony up money for the comically vague scheme dreamed up by these buffoons. The three trump kids are clueless about fintech and crypto, and the pickup dude and weed dealer do not bring any cred either. It's looking like the swindle equivalent of Bennifer 2.0-destined to fail spectacularly and unsurprisingly.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Red Hats! Red Flags! Red Ink!

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Mexfiles's avatar

Only true thing said was "You can literally sell shit in a can... if the story’s right, because people will buy it!”. You might as well have invested in Bennie Babies or Hummel Figurines that are at least tangible.

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Tosca's avatar

Frankly, I've got no empathy left for the victims of Trump scams anymore. It really is Darwinism by this point.

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