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Literally lol'd at "adventure capital"

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Sep 19ยทedited Sep 19

DJT stock price @ $15.62 ๐Ÿ“‰ today. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿญ

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I understand Russia is trying to promote cryptocurrency there in view of their failing ruble economy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Does anyone ever wonder if a lot of the people who are crying about a "bad economy these days" are actually using all their hard earned dollars on this shit and then coming up short at the end of the month?

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Actually I'm feeling pretty optimistic about this - all the possible outcomes are pleasing to me. 1. Trump supporters will lose their money (If they still support that POS then I have zero sympathy for them and they deserve the karma hit) 2. When they are directly and personally affected by his grifting may be they'll realise he's not "their guy" and 3. Every new grift is a new opportunity for jail time for Orange Shitler

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Artificial cryptic Trump coins. Run by his boys. What could go wrong?

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This is like the Trump Tower that was to be built in Tampa. The developers collected hundreds of thousands of dollars, never broke ground and when the investors/buyers went after Trump for the money they were told that he had nothing to do with the project other than licensing his name to it. This sounds like the same scam.

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Ta, Marcie. Reminds me of the line in Miller's Crossing, ... and they'll have little grifter children.

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I know less than nothing about finance, but can't help wondering: if financial regulators exist, what is it that they do? This nascent fraud is not exactly hidden.

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How cute, Barron's First Grift!

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Twat$WIFL.

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Sep 18ยทedited Sep 18

LoserCoin.

FaschBit.

TrumpMoney.

MAGAbucks.

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Lucky for the tRump Grift family MAGAs love red, as in red hats and red flags. I have no doubt that they will corral a bunch of sucker MAGAts to pony up money for the comically vague scheme dreamed up by these buffoons. The three trump kids are clueless about fintech and crypto, and the pickup dude and weed dealer do not bring any cred either. It's looking like the swindle equivalent of Bennifer 2.0-destined to fail spectacularly and unsurprisingly.

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Red Hats! Red Flags! Red Ink!

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Only true thing said was "You can literally sell shit in a can... if the storyโ€™s right, because people will buy it!โ€. You might as well have invested in Bennie Babies or Hummel Figurines that are at least tangible.

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Frankly, I've got no empathy left for the victims of Trump scams anymore. It really is Darwinism by this point.

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