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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Just wait until PAB has an Only Fans account.... the MAGA faithful will make him the richest pron star in the world!

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

Counting up the number of Assmouth Cultists who could figure out how to buy a single crypto-token:

β€œAh-one…ah-two…ah-three…*crunch*…three.”

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

To be fair, I don’t have a fucking clue myself, but I don’t WANT to know.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

"THE TOKENS HAVE NOT BEEN REGISTERED WITH ANY U.S. OR OTHER AUTHORITY AND MAY NOT BE OFFERED OR SOLD IN THE UNITED STATES. "

So much for "America First!"

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Mathew Reuther's avatar

I still use Namecheap because I can't register some of my domains through Cloudflare. :P

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

Trumpisashitstain(.)net?

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Mathew Reuther's avatar

A dot net would be easy to register anywhere. Mine are a bit less common. Trumpisa(.)clown perhaps.

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DrBDH's avatar

Ethereum sounds like a diaper cream that puts your baby to sleep. Who names this shit? Bitcoin was bad enough: a coin worth 12 1/2 cents? Who wants that?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I hope our beloved Editrix gets enough new subscribers to hire you full time; you fit right in and we're glad you're here.

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Dave's avatar

Like!

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simpledinosaur's avatar

Good god -- what a combo of things one invariably considers trustworthy: Donald Trump and crypto anything! Unfortunately, I'm just too busy reading my Trump Bible to make that very promising and no doubt highly remunerative purchase.

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

Just give them your credit card number; they’ll take care of the rest. Oh wait, you already did when you bought that Bibble. You’re all set! Expect vast profits, and day now!!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Time to make a trip abroad and get in on this amazing opportunity!

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

"buyers in the US can’t actually buy or sell the tokens, or transfer them".

Which is a shame, because it's difficult to imagine too many people anywhere else in the world are gullible enough to go for this.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

It's just a way for foreign actors to bribe him legally.

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MayorDefacto's avatar

I mean, not necessarily "legally." I'm pretty sure a lot of foreign sanctions are going to be violated using this obvious money laundering vehicle.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

I haven't seen a hinkier scheme since Don Don sold ... well anything. Top to bottom, the involved parties are a police raid waiting to happen. The token part is so bad they're not even trying to sell it in America. Maybe Putin can invest and finally start paying the promised compensation to wounded vets and widows of the Ukraine Invasion.

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bakeneko's avatar

I swear I read that as "Gold Diaper" when I first saw it...

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MayorDefacto's avatar

Sounds like another money laundering scam for sketchy foreign oligarchs to funnel money directly to Trump. So, basically his business model for the past 30 years.

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konrad_arflane's avatar

"Chase Herro (which he spells β€œHero” for his podcast) calls himself β€œthe dirtbag of the Internet,”"

Oh, honey. You think you're the only one?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

One Direction Singer Liam Payne is dead after three story fall.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/one-direction-star-liam-payne-215210760.html

'The Story of My Life" Song

https://youtu.be/PJYpZ4hkXJE?si=Ekw4d6fDqVDCsn9_

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Why did Putin want him dead?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I think it was a lovelorn thing meybe....sad.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

I slept thru Harris's FOX Interview.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I recorded it to sleep through later.

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Richard S's avatar

Suddenly, I'm wondering if International Postal Reply Coupons are still around.....

(IYKYK)

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Mr. Ponzi is still selling them, wherever he is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_reply_coupon

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